CHISLING TWATTER

An individual who is proving himself to be a right royal pain in the arse.

That spunk-bubble over there is a right chisling twatter, he gets on my tits!

by Porky Lovin' October 24, 2008

Twatter

Twitter from twats. Originally Twitter from Justin Bieber.

You: Hey wasn't that Twitter from Timberlake funny as hell?

Me: Sorry, your highness, I don't follow Twatter.

by Sir Squirrel April 28, 2015

Twatter

A word Joe Jonas apparently likes to use.

We don't have twatter or twitter!

by 456548975645632123 April 11, 2009

twatterlock

The act of a female sitting on another male or female's face

I mollywhopped her and in return, she twatterlocked me

by Da Big Rooster April 8, 2010

twatterbox

a stupid woman whose inane conversations go on and on

shut up you fucking twatterbox

by Flatus Maximus May 19, 2010

Twatter Monkey

a phrase you say to a grimy girl; a girl with a dirty vagina. when phrase is said in an argument, you automatically win.

youre a fucking twatter monkey!

get your twatter monkey shit cleaned out!

dirty ass twatter monkey bitch!

by aj sucka sucka July 25, 2009

twatter

a person who uses twitter.

Oh he just twittered about waking up with bologna stuck to his chest. What a twatter.

by sandercommander May 27, 2009