twisticated

Superlative form of twisted. Beyond merely twisted.

Jesus Christ, my underwear got completely twisticated up my ass crack somehow just now.

I hate it when my heapdphone wires become magically twisticated around themselves.

There's nothing worse than trying to free a kid's toy from its packaging that's been all twisticated in place with those shitty wire ties.

by Jason Thompson December 22, 2008

twatstika

A rare sexual position, where four girls perform the act of scissoring. Essentially,a four way scissor act.

Oh boy, yesterday I walked in on these four girls doing the twatstika. Ended up with a boner all day.

by jackasaurus June 9, 2014

Twatticus

A person, being or creature, known to act like an item of the female genitalia, living in a year prior to the 18th century.

"Oh, dear. It appears that Mary has burned many more Catholics. What shalt we do, Arthur?"
"I suggest we throw that Fucking twatticus into a lake, see how she likes it"

by King Horace IV May 27, 2013

twidistic bananable

A twisted, sadistic, banana-eating, cannibal!

Did you hear about that twidistic bananable that escaped the jail last week?

by Jackie Elzi February 4, 2007

tutisticar

SPANISH WORD. which means to tutistify which means to be ALL YOU in a very tuti-ish way.only applies to ppl who are nicknamed tuti.

OTHER FORMS OF VERB:
yo tutistico
yo estoy muy tustistica hoy.
yo no me harto de tutisticar.
necesitas una tutisticacion.
no jodas.estoy tutisticandome.
ojala me llamara tuti para poder tutisticarme

by LeslieJimenes/Nicole Mateo May 18, 2007

Twatsticka

A German Tampon......comes from the German word "Swastika".

Misses Paushoffer purchased a package of twatstickas for her coming menstrual cycle.

by Maxwell September 27, 2003

Twatticus

A twat from the City of Rome

"Yes, I know Aldo, we met in Milan. A right Twatticus".

by Juan Yerarsekicked December 30, 2010