Middle to lower class people who shop at Target, Most often having snobbish attitude, with a litter of unruly children, who scream without reprimand. Target guests leave a wake of spilled drinks, and popcorn on the floor . Dirty diapers in shopping carts or anywhere else bio hazards don't belong. Their language is composed of a dialect unknown to most hygiene conscientious humans ex:Shopping cart: translation= a portable and completely free Garbage Can on wheels can also be used as a ,Diaper Pail,or Kleenex receptacle.
They can't read
ex: Buy 3 of this item get a$5 gift card.They will have in their cart maybe one correct item, two incorrect items ,or only 2 items total. Upon being shown the add promotion, and reading the "details " to them, they ALWAYS insist "That's not what the sign said on the shelf". So therefore Target employees spend an estimated average of 2000 hours a year and 20,000 miles walking around the store to bring the "sign" up to the checkout lane . Then while the other Target Guests become greatly annoyed,and huffy,They'll decide then ,that they" don't want it!"
They are restroom destroyers ,this process occurs within an average of 15 minutes from. hourly cleaning.They lack manners and are completely oblivious to anyone around them while shopping. Target guests are known for having poor eyesight . "The dinette set wont fit in my Prius!?" A Target guest can also be identified by their poor driving skills upon entering any store parking lot.
They can't read
ex: Buy 3 of this item get a$5 gift card.They will have in their cart maybe one correct item, two incorrect items ,or only 2 items total. Upon being shown the add promotion, and reading the "details " to them, they ALWAYS insist "That's not what the sign said on the shelf". So therefore Target employees spend an estimated average of 2000 hours a year and 20,000 miles walking around the store to bring the "sign" up to the checkout lane . Then while the other Target Guests become greatly annoyed,and huffy,They'll decide then ,that they" don't want it!"
They are restroom destroyers ,this process occurs within an average of 15 minutes from. hourly cleaning.They lack manners and are completely oblivious to anyone around them while shopping. Target guests are known for having poor eyesight . "The dinette set wont fit in my Prius!?" A Target guest can also be identified by their poor driving skills upon entering any store parking lot.
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If the Super Bowl Party is at a Target Guest's house this year ,I'm not going cause all that beer I plan on drinkin' uh ,uh , not using that filthy bathroom!
If the Super Bowl Party is at a Target Guest's house this year ,I'm not going cause all that beer I plan on drinkin' uh ,uh , not using that filthy bathroom!
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CASH SUPE: Target Cart Attendant! Hop on a check lane.
CART ATTENDANT: Oh... uh okay...
LOD: Cart Attendant we are running out of carts... and there is a spill on H4
CART ATTENDANT: Alright, hold on while I spawn another cart attendant... *UNFF* yah, not gonna happen.
CART ATTENDANT: Oh... uh okay...
LOD: Cart Attendant we are running out of carts... and there is a spill on H4
CART ATTENDANT: Alright, hold on while I spawn another cart attendant... *UNFF* yah, not gonna happen.
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It is truly "twagic" for one to go through this ...especially alone.
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It is as some say..."A Trick of the Trade"
b)-the aftermath and sick feelings one is left with after experiencing "Twagic"skills first hand
It is truly "twagic" for one to go through this ...especially alone.
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b)- It is "Twagic" how many times I've allowed this to happen
b)- It is "Twagic" how many times I've allowed this to happen
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