Carpal Turrets

When ones fingers force them to type swear words uncontrollably, typically on internet forums.

They accused me of trolling the forums, I considered it Carpal Turrets.

by Adam12 [FOH] May 5, 2010

sentry turret

1. Robot that shoots bullets at anyone it detects from the Portal franchise.

2. Protects your loved ones during sleep mode.

3. Sings beautiful songs of opera.

"There will be sentry turrets in this test. You remember them, don't you?" -GLaDOS

by TheHalfMex November 26, 2013

cunt turret

When a fat woman has a hanging mound of fat that covers her pubic region in a bulbous type fashion like a gunners turret on an old warplane.

That bitch was so fat I struggled to find her fuckholes behind her cunt turret.

by AngryBandy July 10, 2017

turket

A cross between a turkey and a typo.

I enjoy turket. Oops, I meant to type turkey.

by uncle slumberpokeya March 31, 2009

turret

An automated stationary weapon that shoots everything that moves into its field of view. Also known as a sentry gun. Common enemy in FPSs (first person shooters).

"Watch out those turrets!"

by Arskangel December 29, 2004

Keyboard Turrets

The act of responding to a blank page on Microsoft Word, the home page of a search engine, etc., by quickly and inexplicitly entering something profain. Usually brought upon by boredom, procrastination.

"Why did you just Google '"ass'"
"Oh, just a moment of Keyboard Turrets"

by potatopancake October 4, 2009

sex turrets

When you have turrets mounted outside your house that track movement, and emit sex sounds when activated.

Man walks by a house with sex turrets, and as they track him, he hears "OHYEAH!!!" , "Ughhhhh!" , and "Plow me so good!"

by Your Uncle Mario January 17, 2017