turdslice

Jim Wilke, or any other IRL fan who is too dumb to even classify as a full turd. The word "turdslice" is used to describe an extremely dumb motherfucker without insulting the class of dumbfucks and dipshits.

Jim, stop being a turdslice and admit that the IRL is gay!

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

Tardstick

An idiot, exactly 36" of imbecile.

He's a tardstick, he thinks addiction is a disease and Obama was a great leader.

by erbilohcan June 2, 2018

Turd Stick

Black penis, especially when a black penis is inserted into a white vagina, it looks like the white lady is pooping out of her vag. The thicker the black dick, the bigger the turd.

Person A: "Seen the latest Blacked video?"
Person B: "Nah I don't watch turd sticks, looks like poop every time."

by Whites Are Gapes April 19, 2019

Turdsickle

An informal insult that is used toward someone who is rude, poorly mannered, or annoying.

"Screw you, mom!" Kim said. "You are a turdsickle!" Kris replied.

by Looneydog3 December 14, 2022

turdshackle

to tackle, attack, wrestle with, or playfully beat up a friend

Wow, I can't beleive you just said that! I'm so totally gonna turdshackle you!

by Brooke.M March 23, 2008

Tubestick

Another way of saying cock, boner, dick, chub or wang....

I got the skank and shoved my huge hungarian tubestick down her mouth..

by Sanyika August 31, 2003

tardstick

n. A stupid person by which all other stupid people are measured

They belived that he was so stupid, they used him as a tardstick to measure autistic children.

by Pinko Jones June 21, 2006