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Swedish Turkey Baster

the sexual act of pulling out your cock before you shoot your load and baste her whole body in your jizz.
this bitch was fuckin crazy!
so I got fed up and gave her the ol' swedish turkey baster.
then I slapped her and told her to make me a fuckin sandwich.
by nick irion March 11, 2007
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when a girl is giving you head and you pull out before you nut and nut on her head and it runs down her face she looks like she just got turkey basted
Kevin gave hannah a turkey baster and then put her into the oven
by nasty daddy September 12, 2006
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The action of turning the penis into a turkey baster by pinching it closed when one is about to ejaculate. Then, in one quick move, squeezes their balls and releases their hand in order to blow the whole load on someone's ass (Which, in some opinions, may resemble a turkey).
Easton Michael hooked up with a girl who had nice side boob and gave her a turkey baster.
by Jeremy Robinson December 27, 2007
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When 20-somethin male bangs his friend's super fat mom and fills with little monsters.
"Fat old lady turkey; baster young male"
"Brandon has many times proven to be a turkey baster."
by poly4 August 30, 2013
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Turkey Baster

A material in which is used when women are lonely and wanna get pregnant for attention so they shove it up there vagina and push sperm inside them.
Person: I'm gonna go shove some sperm in my vagina to get attention, *Shoves Turkey Baster up there*
by EmoFoxes June 5, 2018
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When engaged in a sexual act with two partners (preferribly two females), one ejaculates into the anus of one, then positions the other's face directly facing said anus and punches the former in the abdomen causing the turkey to be basted.
After becoming far too aware of what exactly a turkey baster is, Donna yelled for a towel.
by Tyson does chicken August 20, 2007
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when a guy and girl have sex unprotected then the guy eats the girl out after the sex
Guy: man did you hear how chris turkey bastered his sister last night? that shits gross.
Girl: yeah we should call him turkey baster.
by Bnugz November 20, 2006
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