Turdbarfing

When you take a poo in the toilet then turn around and puke on top of it.

"I was so hammered last night after that huge party, by 3am I barely made it to the head and ended up turdbarfing.

by ErnErnErn April 27, 2014

Unpredicted Turdage

When one visits the ladies/little men's room, with the intention of a wizzle, but mid-visit decides he/she may as well have a shit.

'What took you so long?'
'Sorry man, had a case of Unpredicted Turdage.'
'Oh, really? Fair enough man, that's cool. Want another Mojito?'

by wastelandpanda July 29, 2012

Turdback

When you need to take a dump, but you hold it instead. It goes away for a while and when it comes back the urge is stronger than before.

I held it long enough to make it go away but now I've got turdback.

by Steven Schwebel March 31, 2008

Turdbass

Bastard. An unoffensive way of saying bastard.

Omg Derek is acting like such a turdbass!!! I wanna slap him!

by Cantona260194 November 30, 2011

Turdback

When you need to take a dump, but you hold it instead. It goes away for a while and when it comes back the urge is stronger than before.

I held it long enough to make it go away but now I've got turdback.

by Steven Schwebel March 31, 2008

tardbag

a person defined with the combination of retard and douche bag.

Noah Klein is a tardbag.

by BIG-BEE November 11, 2009

turdbate

It derives from a long line of sick individuals. To (Turdbate ) is to masturbate while one is pooping

Little Johnny loves to (Turdbate )

by Cumminsnut November 20, 2017