Tuna Melt Madness

The chunky and violent bouts of diarrhea one suffers after having a spoiled tuna melt sandwich. Particularly common when the sandwich is smothered in extra mayonaisse. Classified by offensive odors and unreal sounds emitted from the rectum.

Man, I had some serious Tuna Melt Madness going on last night.

by Senor Cock Tease January 5, 2003

spanish tuna melt

old crustys on pantys. then sniffed or chewed over.

wow. moe really likes some spanish tuna melt

by kumer April 23, 2005

tuna melt finisher

When two girls are rubbing vaginas together and a guy is watching, jerking off, and then finishes by cuming on top of the rubbing vaginas.

I was watching two girls rubbing vaginas together and had to give them the tuna melt finisher.

by Someone who has Tamped September 30, 2017

Atlantic City Tuna Melt

When you smear a whole can of tuna in a girl's pussy and eat it clean

Crazy ho wanted an Atlantic City Tuna Melt and I said hell no!

by nutsonyachin August 14, 2016

Open-face Tuna Melt

Heard of a cream pie? Well... this is like that, but more melty and tuna-y

After leaving that bitch with an open-face tuna melt, I dragged her ass down to Walgreens and watched her swallow that plan-B pill.

by WyldWyldWest November 16, 2018

Tuna Melt

1. Someone who is unattractive, has a bad personality, specifically acts a bit fishy/dodgy but thinks they are number one
2. A guy who acts needy and possessive to women. Has a bad history with women due to his mistreating of them.

"Did you hear what Chris said the other day? "
"Yeah, god he's such a melt"
"Lol defo a tuna melt"

"All Dan does is chase after women and he gets nowhere with them"
"Such a tuna melt"

by El-Gee July 30, 2017

Tuna melt

What British boys in my school call others when they don’t wanna “scrap them behind the runcie building” or “shank me up” it is usually used in a way of saying “your scared 😹”
Translation:
British boy: “you wanna shank me up?? (The opponent says no) Oh you tuna melt, you absolute bean! 😾”
English: “do you want to fight? (They say no) oh your too scared haha! You wimp! 😹”

British boy: OI JASON! 😾 YOU WANNA SCRAP BEHIND THE SPORTS HALL AT LUNCH?”
Jason: nah bro I don’t wanna get in trouble

British boy: OH YOU TUNA MELT MATE, YOUR WEAK 😹😹”

by nxverxlden December 18, 2022