Herp De Derp De Tittly Tum

A phrase originating on South park. It was used to insult Rob Schneider and his various roles. Used to express that there's just no point in explaining how ridiculous his roles are.

Rob Schneider is...Herp de derp de tittly tum.

by Kaira Pepper April 29, 2011

Tum Diddley

The act of ejalculating into a belly button and placing cereal in the belly button (prefereably Lucky Charms). Now you grab a spoon and make your bitch eat that shit while you chill on your ass and play COD.

Tom: Yo, i was playing COD last night and this biddy knocked on my window so i let her in and we shared a nice Tum Diddley.

Harry: That is radical dude!

by BonesNYY April 13, 2011

cum tum

When someone is constipated after having sex because of swallowing too much cum.

Girl: Doctor I have a stomach ache. Doctor: Did you have sex the past day? Girl: Yes. Doctor: It sounds like a classic case of cum tum!

by Stonewoof December 20, 2015

Wasabi Tum

A condition caused by ingesting too much wasabi, especially common when eating wasabi peas. Symptoms include a burning sensation in the stomach and nausea.

I shouldn't have eated all those wasabi peas because now I have wasabi tum!

by ChelleSue September 22, 2005

Tum and Hick

1) Parody of "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer." Includes various cameos of some Chat Tell You! characters.

"I reckon it would be unfortunate to trip and drop this here turkey," said Aunt Polly. Speak of the devil, for legend has it, that Aunt Polly stepped in the monstrous hole Tum had dug only to have the turkey come crashing down upon her fingers."

"We swear to keep this here done-gone secret till cat rat, devil follow cat, and warts follow devil.

Signed,
Tum and Huck"

by Lord Shawn of Chat Tell You September 5, 2005

Double bum tum

This phenomenon occurs when a man or woman has a beer belly and s/he wears a belt in the middle creating a bum-like effect.

See photo: This phenomenon occurs when a man or woman has a beer belly and s/he wears a belt in the middle creating a bum-like effect.

Amaya: Ashleigh, do you think this belt looks nice?
Ashleigh: nah. I think it gives you double bum tum

by No dbt September 23, 2015

Rum Tum Tugger

1. A cat from T.S Elliott's "Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats". Like Tiger Woods, he sleeps around. Many debate whether it is just with the female cats. Often seen ticking off Mr. Mistoffelees or his brother, Munkustrap. Tugger seems to have a habit of being loud, obnoxious, crude, attention craving, and clingy.
2. Anything that can be described as a terrible bore.
3. A male whore who craves attention.

"The Rum Tum Tugger is a terrible bore."~Mr. Mistoffelees

by CheshireAxel January 4, 2010