"I reckon it would be unfortunate to trip and drop this here turkey," said Aunt Polly. Speak of the devil, for legend has it, that Aunt Polly stepped in the monstrous hole Tum had dug only to have the turkey come crashing down upon her fingers."

"We swear to keep this here done-gone secret till cat rat, devil follow cat, and warts follow devil.

Signed,
Tum and Huck"

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak