tulja

A dirty minded person

My name is tulja

by Mistake.___.lol December 12, 2021

tallahassee two-hand tug

grabbing the base of the penis with one hand and the tip of the penis with the other. then proceed to jolt your clenched hands together up and down the shaft of the penis until ejaculation.

Cassidy gave Justin such a good tallahassee two-hand tug that he could barely hold it in.

by Justine Escobar October 28, 2010

tallahassee handshake

When you’re naked in the shower and you grab another persons genitals as you would during a regular handshake. Usually used when setting a bet.

I gave Jerry a Tallahassee Handshake to seal the deal!

by Dbith57 June 9, 2017

Tallahassee Squeeze

The Tallahassee Squeeze
The female of the sexual relationship is belly up on the bed while the male is standing in front of her. The male puts his index finger in her asshole, second knuckle deep and his thumb in her vagina, first knuckle deep. The male starts to continuously squeeze in a pulsating motion, tighter and tighter until he gets the Tallahassee scream. The Tallahassee squeeze is now complete and your girl will never leave you alone.
WARNING- never give a female the Tallahassee squeeze if you have that slightest thoughts of no commitment. She will NEVER leave you no matter what.

“Hey chad, remember last night? That Tallahassee squeeze has me wanting more baby”

by Buttstuffer365247 November 22, 2019

Tallahassee punch and tug

The process of giving a hand-job to your boyfriend while you’re fisting your girlfriend and he’s fucking her.

Just when I thought she couldn’t take anymore, he stuck his dick inside next to my hand, and there I was, giving them a Tallahassee punch and tug.

by Gushyfysh June 13, 2020

Tallahassee Gas Mask

To shit inside a shower cap, and sneak up behind someone. You then hold them back and put the shitty cap on their face like a gas mask.

I'm tired of my roommate giving me Tallahassee gas masks! I'm never buying a shower cap again.

by GasMaskOverdrive March 22, 2017

Tallahassee Jackhammer

A weapon created when a person shoves their turd into a sock and swings it as hard as possible and hits his enemy to their eventual demise. The harder/drier the turd, the tougher the Jackhammer. Another reason Tallahassee is known for its infamous nickname of "Tallanasty" and we can't have nice things in this dump of a town.

Randy pooped in his sock to make a Tallahassee Jackhammer and hit Steve in the head, causing a concussion.

by watermelawn March 17, 2017