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Vale Tudo

Vale Tudo means "anything goes" or "No rules" in Portugese. It's a full-contact unarmed combat fighting style with a limited number of rules, that became popular in Brazil during the 20th century.
Vale Tudo takes the most effective combat techniques from styles such as Jujitsu, Muay Thai, Sambo, Wrestling, and Western Boxing.
by Dancing with Fire January 6, 2011
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Tudoring

The act of throwing garbage out of a window without looking.

During Tudor period England populations of major urban centres of England, without access to modern drainage or sewer systems, would simply chuck detritus and excrement out of windows as a means of disposal. This was performed without a care for who was on the street at the time.

This act in modern times harks back to the Tudor period and is thus known as Tudoring.
"Is this a Tudoring household?"
"Yeah, sure."

"I'm gonna' Tudor my shit out the window!"

"Fine, no problem."
by 5uedenim May 17, 2019
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Tumourall

The name given to the tumour that grows on a testicle
I've been trying to grow my Tumourall so that I could win the contest this year
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tudor grange academy solihull

don’t send your kids here worst school in solihull ends. full of daft pricks and the head teacher is lesbo🤣
tudor grange academy solihull is the worst school in solihull
by i.eatkidsx October 10, 2021
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Tudor

a tall dark haired clinically depressed hooman........ that's about it.
"im a Tudor."
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Turdouple

1. Turd and Turdette individuals come together to form a coupling in the utmost fashion.
2. Turd has won the undying love from Turdette and is able to manipulate every possible situation.
3. Turd takes advantage of Turdette by making Turdette pay for everything from food, clothing, & shelter.
4. Turdette willingly without questioning, drive Turd everywhere including picking up Turd’s Turdling a hundred miles away.
5. Turdette has become the stepmother for Turd’s Turdlings.
Turdouple situation:

Turd: Hey, I will pay for the pool tonight since it’s my girlfriend’s (Turdette) birthday today.

*Turd goes to restroom*

Turdette: I can’t believe he did that. I’ll have to pay him back later and take him to his favorite restaurant BJ’s and give him a happy ending.

*Her former friends stare at one another and walk out the door from Turdette*
by EmancipateTheChildren December 4, 2010
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Mary Tudor

(1516-1558) The only surviving child of Henry and Katherine of Aragon and half-sister of Elizabeth I. Henry's desperation to have a son as an heir led him to not only divorce and banish Katherine (making Mary a bastard) but also barred mother and daughter from each other until they acknowledged homewrecker Anne Boleyn as the true Queen, which they refused. When Katherine died in 1536, she had last seen her daughter over two years before.
Devastated at her mother's death, barred from her mother's funeral by Henry, and bearing a mutual hatred for Anne (who made Mary her daughter's maidservant), Mary's luck turned when Anne was put to death and her father married Jane Seymour, who was deeply loyal to Mary. Sadly, the birth of Edward VI killed Jane.
Constantly fearful for her life due to court intrigue and the new power of the Protestants of the court, Mary's solace was her Catholic faith, despite the friendship of Anne of Cleves.
Her fundamentalist Protestant brother, Edward, died in 1553, swallowing his misogyny to let his cousin, Lady Jane Grey, take the throne. Nine days later, Mary ejected her and became Queen Mary I.
Mary would wed Philip II of Spain (11 years her junior), suffer two phantom pregnancys, and become wildly unpopular for her persecution and execution of Protestants, earning her the nickname "Bloody Mary".
By the time Henry died, Mary Tudor was a spinster of 31, sickly and angry. By then, she refused to associate with her brother and sister, whom she resented. Her father had married increasingly younger women (Katherine Howard was at least five years younger than Mary) while his eldest daughter, once his pride and joy, was kicked to the curb by her own father, was still unmarried; Mary must have thought in fury, "When will this bastard stop worrying about his future and worry about mine?!"
Mary Tudor has become known as "Bloody Mary" for her fundamentalist Catholic regime and merciless persecution of Protestants (she pursued Bishop Thomas Cranmer with particular cruelty, since he had destroyed her mother's marriage), although her father and sister were not exactly saints themselves and Henry was far bloodier.
Mary died in 1558 of cancer, a defeated and deeply disappointed woman. She had failed to restore England to the Catholic faith, her marriage to Philip was a travesty, and she failed to produce heirs.
"Mary, Mary, quite contrary/ How does your garden grow?/ With silver bells and cockle shells/ And pretty maids all in a row."
by Lorelili September 25, 2011
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