Tucan Toupe

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Tucan Toupe

by Chud Pudster October 31, 2025

rusty tucan

the sexual act of a large nosed woman performing a reach around while placing - and keeping - her big ol' schnozz up the asshole of the person she is jerking off

Clarence: Cassandra gave Jeb a rusty tucan last night during parent-teacher conferences

Barb: Really? I though that the brown spot on her nose in her new Facebook profile pic was caused by poor camera work

Clarence: Nope! She is back to her old tricks again...that no good big nosed stank trick...

by cornfritter December 22, 2010

Naughty Tucan

(noun) A odorous young man who has a particularly large nose who sticks it in people's business and is very loud and obnoxious about it.

"chris kobel, what a naughty tucan."
"shut that bird up, damn naughty tucan."

by monkeyman8 April 21, 2010

frisky tucan

The act of cumming into a Tucans mouth and shoving its face up a woman or mans rectum. Once inserted you spank the Tucan so it realeases the cum in their anus.

Aww man my sister gave me another kenyon again. Im going to get her back with a Frisky Tucan

Right on

by Cleavelandsteemer July 3, 2008

Steel Tucan

Slang word used for speculum.

“I’ve got a Pap smear appointment with the Steel Tucan next week.

by cheshire014 June 6, 2019

Irish Tucan

When one eats out a woman who took a shit and didn't wipe and who is also on her period. Their face will look like that of tucan's beak. Bird noises noises encouraged but not required.

Did you hear that Johnny Irish Tucaned a bitch. He looked like he from the jungle.

by Lewis O'Gorman (LOG) January 28, 2024

tuvana

very attractive women and is sweet like sugar. very intelligent and has a very good taste in tv shows.

person a: what do u wanna be when you grow up ?

person b : i wanna be tuvana!

by meinenaseistvoll December 31, 2016