Hot Tub Sex

When a women gets into a hot tub and the man joins and they have sex. You mostly do it without condoms.After the sex you lick the penis and vagina. It is like normal sex where you will have a child in a couple of months.

Selena Gomez:'' Let's go do hot tub sex instead of normal sex."

Stephen Curry: OK, just let me set the temperature so it will be hot so our baby will be hot like me. And also I get to lick your vagina before you lick my penis."

Hot Tub Sex by SelenaandStephen January 9, 2011

hot tub sake 

A method of heating up cheap sake to warm temperatures to improve the taste to acceptable levels. Simply place the sake on the steps and mount the bottle against the corner to keep the opening from being submerged. Hot tub sake should be consumed after at least 20 minutes of incubation in the hot tub.

Oh man this hot tub sake is awesome. u get drunk that much faster drinking in the hot tub.

hot tub sake by niggman star33 December 4, 2011

Tub Stoppers 

Nipples that are so round and fat they may be substituted for drain plugs - preventing water from escaping from the bathtub.

Look at the tub stoppers on that one!

Tub Stoppers by Cletice October 13, 2005

Tub Snack 

What a black man keeps in his tub so he can eat it when he is hungry. Usually a pig or some kind of animal.

Me: Shit nigga, I'm hungry as a mouse.

Derek: Shit, get yo' ass a tub snack.

Me: Yea you!

Tub Snack by Tyrone is a pimp August 28, 2008

Hot Tub Snow Monkey 

The guy in the hot tub that, like the Hot Tub Meerkat, can't quite commit to sitting all the way down but, damnit, they are trying, resulting in an act that resembles the Japanese Snow Monkey.

I was heading to the hot tub when i spotted the Hot Tub Snow Monkey and decided it was too fucking weird, I think i'll hit the sauna.

Hot Tub Snow Monkey by John Wesley February 9, 2008

Tub Scale 

A size scale for Men to measure obese people beyond a size 2XL, also known as a "Tub". This scale (in increasing size) is read as follows: Tub, Super Tub, Poncho, Mega Poncho, Moomoo, Megamoo, Blanket, House Blanket, Ludicrous Blanket, Circus Tent.

Common Tub Scale incidents

Customer: "Hi, do you have any of these Joe Montana jerseys in a size House Blanket?"

Associate: "No sorry, we only carry jerseys up to a Megamoo. You'll have to try Tom's Portly & Wide. They have apparel up to Ludicrous Blanket.

By age 21, Terry was up to a Mega Poncho, and had to purchase two airline tickets for himself if he wanted to fly somewhere.

Rob was disappointed with the blanket selection at TubMart. He simply couldn't find an appropriate hawaiian blanket.

Bruce was embarrassed to find he got burger stains on his brand new Super Tub Hoodie.

Tub Scale by Megaddon January 17, 2010

Tub slut 

A lad who is a crack house jumper goes where ever the rock's are. Will fuck with a method dick just to get his fix

There goes the local tub slut he is such a jayden

Tub slut by C-rockjay July 21, 2017