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torquing your teets

Gender neutral and far superior variant of "busting your balls"

Synonyms:

Yankin' yer chain.
Jerkin' ya shaft.
Ticklin' your peaches.
Flicking your tits.
Pinching your pud.
Guy: That shirt blows.
Girl: OMG WTF.
Guy: I'm just torquing your teets.
...or...
Dude, you've gotta be torquin' my teets.
by Androecium February 13, 2014
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indirect tweets

A tweet which talks about someone else but doesn't directly mention them.
"I think you are beautiful but we need to talk more. Your account is great!" Thats an indirect tweets
by PeopleThezDayZ November 2, 2013
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tweetstacking

The practice of posting multiple tweets in a row on Twitter, usually to express something longer than 140 words.
Dan is tweetstacking again. Multiple tweets to say one thing? Seems self-indulgent.
by spete November 27, 2009
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Tweetsdom

Extremely moronic and exasperating Tweets that, through platitudes, pretend to enlighten us with ready-made wisdom about the most significant spiritual or businesslike issues.

(platitude: a trite or banal remark or statement, especially one expressed as if it were original or significant.)
"Ok, gimme some examples of Tweetsdom... enlighten me."

"Well, how about the following?" "Did you know that you actually have to water flowers on a regular basis? Not just once when you buy them!", or "The book you don't read won't help.", or "Leadership and success is simple. Not easy. But simple.", or "Do not despair because the one you love does not respond the same as you.", or "It's kind of hard to think outside the box if you are trapped in one!", or..."

"OK, OK, OK... Oh boy... Please, STOP IT!!! You´re killing me... I got it, Tweetsdom is anything that sounds like been said by Deepak Chopra."
by rperazag June 18, 2010
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Tsetse fly

To pick up and go without second though and avoiding rational thought. To drop everything, make a radicle move and travel to somewhere of all things good.
scout is Tsetse fly, her smile is her umbrella.
by Huck Finch January 8, 2008
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Biblical Tweets

Tweets announcing, the end of the world in 2012 or any other impending disaster.
Tweets sent by characters mentioned in The Bible.
Top Biblical Tweets:
Ark was already full, so I had to tell the @dragons, @dinosaurs, and @unicorns I´d be "right back to pick them up." #my bad #extinction.
10:55 AM June 28, 6345 BC from Tweet Deck
CapnFlood
Noah
(Alec McNayr and Alan Beard, Top 7 'Historical Tweets' From The Bible)
by rperazag May 25, 2010
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Teets and Gens

Teets and Gens is the equivalent of tits and genitals. Its something you say when you're angry or when you find out something stupid.
Lindsey: I just dropped my phone in the toilet! Teets and Gens!

Jessica: I just found out that I am pregnant
Katie: Teets and Gens!
by Hoodie24 December 21, 2009
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