Turntables

A great pair of breasts.

"Dude, have you seen her turntables? Man, I totally want to have a spin on that set!"

by Mellynelly October 26, 2009

twistables

the small projection in which the mammary ducts of female mammals terminate and from which milk can be secreted.

''i can see that guys twistables through his shirt''

by cadoobaqueen July 16, 2022

Trustache

A man's mustache, fashioned in a way that causes others to trust him whole-heartedly, to an extent that he or she would put their life in the hands of the stache holder

Man: says nothing ** wiggles trustache**
Woman: don't worry about a condom... I trust you...

by Todd the destroyer June 15, 2011

Turntable

When a girl sits between two guys and rubs their penis' outside their pants as if she were a DJ at the turntable. This usually leads to ski-poles.

Friend: Dude, did she give you guys hand-jobs?
Guys together: No, but she gave us the Turntable.

by DJ Urb November 3, 2009

two turntables and microphone

Line from a Beck song called "Where It's At". Two turntables and a microphone are supposed to represent a dick; the shaft and two balls...

Where it's at!?!? I got two turntables and microphone!

by Asa Guy December 28, 2008

Nebraskan Turntables

When you're fingering two girls at once. Rubbing the clits in a circle resembles the motion a DJ makes spinning a turntable.

Me: Ay what's the closest you've ever been to a threesome?
Ben: Haha I was so close one time. I actually did the Nebraskan Turntables on these twins, but I didn't get to fuck after.
Me: Damn! Why not?
Ben: Because they thought that fingering both of them at once was the stupidest shit ever. They left immediately after I tried it...

by nutellacroissant May 1, 2021

cinnamon toast turntables

a group chat on discord that does weird shit

hey dude i went on cinnamon toast turntables today. Now I can't go escape. Help....

by Luckie 559 February 27, 2021