Trumps primary anus

The first hole in which trumps shit mostly comes out of (his mouth)

"Did you watch the debate last night?"

"Yes, trump was using his famous trumps primary anus to talk about his plans for the future"

by Em-Has-neckaphobia February 7, 2017

Trumps Cock

A very small orange sausage

Do u like trumps cock

by SUCKTRUMPSPENIS May 3, 2018

Trumps'bitchMcConnell

A spineless politician that doesn't have the courage to think for himself nor care for his constituents, therefore takes the easy path and blindly follow the wishes of his leader regardless of right or wrong.

Trumps'bitchMcConnell not having the courage to set up a fair Senate trial to determine right from wrong, instead decides to tailor the trial to benefit the accused.

by hhillbilly January 20, 2020

Trumps helicopter

When you fart and spin your winky in the mist

Ayup! There's Marc Phillipps doing Trumps helicopter again, bloody weirdo!

by KirstyBob June 3, 2019

Trumps touch

When you fuck up everything you touch.
The opposite of Midas touch.

He can't seem to be successful at any of his businesses. He has the Trumps touch.

by Zariza January 31, 2020

trumps missing ballets

When someone shits on a toilet seat and closes the lid

Oh man last night I had to shit so bad I ended up having to do a “trumps missing ballets”

by Dick2473935427883 December 13, 2021

Trumps wall

Not going to happen. A load of crap.

Trumps wall is not a real wall.

by Linda ;) March 10, 2019