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Trumpaloompas 

I'm not too worried about Trumpaloompas swaying the US election; most of them are convicted felons.
Trumpaloompas by dashing_fellow October 9, 2015

Trompador 

One who engages in the act of tromping (stomping clumsily and loudly). Usually intoxicated, but being a trompador is a good thing and is never an insult.
(BOOM BOOM)
Kyle: "look at Fred being a trompador over there!"
(LOUD CRASH)
Kyle: "get up and clean up the pong table you just knocked over, asshole"
Trompador by NiggeyDawg April 23, 2010

trumpdoom 

a feeling that bad world events will happen
We are trumpdoomed for the next four years, a World War III is inevitable.
trumpdoom by The Idiot Savants November 9, 2016

trumpalotapus 

A large male orange dinosaur with small hands, large torso and head so large its neck can't support it. He only feathered dinosaur of it's size. Generally a very loud dinosaur that grabs at the female genitals as a sign of dominance. It's intelligence is lacking any significance and is considered as a stupid bully among other dinosaurs. This dinosaur also has ordinarily strange lips that quiver when the pheromones of the female species is picked up making an awkward sounding duck like noise.
Did you see that Trumpalotapus grabbing pussy and pounding his large chest as he sloshed through the swamp?
trumpalotapus by Vtpepperman420 December 15, 2016

trumpaloon 

The opposite of a chode, something incorrectly referred to as a "noodle dick" or a "cheed." More simply: a long skinny penis.
My friend sam has an 8 inch dick, but its girth is that of a crayon, Sam has a trumpaloon.
trumpaloon by NAOHLOL December 13, 2010

Trumpaholism 

A mental condition in which an individual worships Donald Trump and everything he says to the point that he can do no wrong. Trumpaholics will defend Trump no matter the circumstances and even change their political beliefs to be in line with their God Emporer Trump. Symptoms include wearing red MAGA hats, chanting "Build That Wall", and bashing other Conservatives who refuse to support Trump's big government positions such as increased debt and his support of some gun control measures that contradict conservative & libertarian ideology.
I posted on Facebook about how Trump increasing the national debt is counter productive to fiscal conservatism and this lady suffering from Trumpaholism commented calling me a liberal snowflake.