Truffle Butter Pipeline

When you mix shit and cum together very well to make truffle butter then you put it in a condom. After that you put it in the freezer and when it freezes you use it as a dildo.

I was going to make a Truffle Butter Pipeline, but I my shit was too watery

by Mzcky July 19, 2018

Have a truffle

An old Scandinavian, possibly Norwegian, greeting.

Come in, sit down, and have a truffle.

by Fingenurgen January 15, 2012

How I truly feel about you

The definition of how I feel about you is indescribable, it's heart breaking how much I love you and how much I want to be with you.

Although you may not care how much I long for you, I want you to know, although you may not reply to my messages or you are not always nice to me, I want you to know that I love you and I have for months now.

You make me smile, you make me laugh, you may make me want to cry my eyes out for the need to just hold you close to me.

I suppose the main definition of how I feel about you, is LOVE.

Me; I'm not sure how to tell him how I feel
Friend; tell him soon, maybe after the cinema?
Me; how about a gesture, like a description on UD?
Friend; this is so cute! Go for it! ^_^

Me; *does this* *shows him link to: how I truly feel about you*
Guy; <hopefully feels the same way>

by Meg_27_ December 23, 2012

Butt-truffle

A brown-noser of the lowest level, willing to shove there nose so far up anyone’s ass to get what they want they are willing to dig deep enough to find a treat for just themselves at any cost! A real one alright a Real ass kisser. Also known as the prize at the end of such an ass kissing!

Mr. Who’s his face is a real butt-truffle trying to get that promotion from under me .

by Wordmiser November 28, 2017

yours truly

me, myself, I (from the parting salutation at the end of a letter)

If you want to know more about them, just ask yours truly.

by Light Joker September 3, 2005

Tramps Truffles

Discarded, half eaten fast food, usually chips/fries or pizza.

Wow, check out all the tramps truffles over there, no-one's going hungry tonight!

by purerudeboy July 1, 2005

Truffle Butty

A vital participant in the act of making truffle butter.

Brent and his truffle butty Jade wrecked the sheets again Saturday night with a wild session of making truffle butter. Though Jade has been on the receiving end of the angry pirate, she and Brent are still best truffle butties.

by Spunkster September 19, 2015