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Trucker Shit 

An explosive shit that is so violent and sloppy that it coats the entire toilet bowl with a toxic layer of feces that dries quickly and becomes almost impenetrable to the cleansing effects of the toilet water, requiring harsh chemicals and vigorous scrubbing for removal. The spread angle of the shit is normally so large that it often manages to line areas of the bowl that are above the anus at the time of shitting.

Typically these are created by truckers, vagabonds, travelling salesmen, nomads or similar (likely due to the fact they are typically sustained on a diet of exclusively junk food and beer) and are found in truck stops, motorway services, rest stops, night clubs and other public toilets.
"Oh cripes, I just went to clean that toilet and someone has done a trucker shit in there. Nasty!"

Trucker Insanity

When a trucker guy or girl goes crazy from being in a truck for long periods of time, having to eat shitty food, and not knowing where the hell he/she is.
After only two days in the truck, Bob the trucker developd a severe case of trucker insanity; the truck smelled terrible because of all the greasy food he dropped, the seat was extremely uncomfortable, and he was in the middle of some random state with extremely cold temperatures without a jacket.
Trucker Insanity by arlingojo December 28, 2011

Keep on truckin' 

An extremely popular 1960's hippie saying that was made ubiquitously famous by the one-of-a-kind, extremely esoteric and eventually iconic comic strips and books which appeared and evolved from within the exquisitely unique mind of the mad-genius cartoonist R. Crumb. These three simple words of encouragement reinforced the then-prevailing idea that people should be able to feel confident about staying true to their own chosen life path and not allowing the outside world to get them down or force them to change who they wanted to be.
"Whether or not that peace march you're going on does anything to stop the war or not, just remember to keep on truckin'!"
Keep on truckin' by backinbowl August 30, 2013

trucker paulsen 

noun; stubby armed beer aficionado. Usually broke, but somehow manages to acquire mind-altering substances. Talks about women much more than actually being around them.
"We just ran out of beer and titties. I guess trucker paulsen's leaving now."
trucker paulsen by chandizl December 16, 2008

trucker crotch 

the combination scent of anus and ball sack commonly obtained after spending many hours driving or being in a car.
After driving his eighteen wheeler across the country. Hank's date took off his pants and realized he had a bad case of trucker crotch.
trucker crotch by closed call February 6, 2010

Truckers Coffee

I drank some truckers coffee to stay awake for an 11-hour long haul.
Truckers Coffee by ngtc July 9, 2014