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trogladite

A mutant creature so vile, its very presence causes famine, slavery and apartheid. Extreme cases result in genocide.
Jenny was the trogladite at Dave's party. Nine months after the party, Hitler was born.
by Concerned Males Everywhere January 9, 2011
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Troglodyte

1). A cave-dweller, someone who lives in a cave.

2). Insult used by Captain Haddock from the Tintin series.
1). Don't go in that cave! You might get attacked by the Troglodyte!

2). Blistering Barnacles Tintin! That Yeti was a right old Troglodyte!
by Tunnel Boy! March 9, 2008
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Troglodyte

A lower-functioning subspecies humanoid that usually inhabits subterranean dwellings, and enjoys frequenting Wal-Mart. They tend to chiefly subsist on some form of government/taxpayer assistance. Also, their young are typically referred to as hatchlings.
"Did you get a load of that troglodyte?! She just tried to buy beer with food stamps...and right in front of her fourteen children (hatchlings)!"
by B-2-tha-G September 3, 2013
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troglodyte homonculus

1) a hapless gorilla with an IQ of a turnip

2) a cross breed of the mythical troglodyte(daddy o'reilly) and homonculus(mom / sister/ cousin o'reilly)
Person A: bill o'reilly is a troglodyte homonculus? is that even a real word?
Person B: it is now.
by casseyis May 15, 2008
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Troglodyte

An inhabitant of text-based open platforms such as Reddit, 4Chan or the Youtube comment section.

Often characterized by their tendency to give unwanted attention, they will attempt to assert dominance by insulting people for innocuous actions, such as playing a popular video game, watching anime, or declaring your allegiance to an online fandom.

In fact, knowledge of internet fandoms causes immense physical pain to the troglodyte, as they often voice their displeasure through increased aggression, autistic screeching, and overuse of the word "cringe."

When they feel safe, they will usually state their opinions as if they were actual facts that everyone agrees with. Citing unreliable sources and relying on an infinitesimal sample size.

Upon confrontation, however, they will state that it was "only an opinion" in an attempt to preserve their status and assert their dominance.

The troglodyte's strength lies in its numbers. If there are enough troglodytes in a group (often called a "tumor"), they can create an echo chamber effect for anyone that has an opposing opinion, resulting in assimilation into their ranks. This is the source of the troglodyte's confidence, as it leads many to believe they have the power to shape reality.

There are many ways to deal with troglodytes, the most reliable being disengagement. You may also attempt discourse with a troglodyte, but their reliance on insults and circular logic makes them difficult to best in a verbal altercation.
That troglodyte just insulted my pfp. I'm gonna Navy Seal copypasta his ass.
by commitnotliving February 4, 2020
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trogladite

a female who has been generously whipped with the ugly stick.
Fuck! Look at that trogladite!
by sam spiller October 9, 2003
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Europa Troglodyte

A person who plays the video game Europa Universalis for multiple hours a day and brags about/believes it increases their intelligence and takes priority over other obligations of life, such a s social interaction or education.
"Jesus, 10 hours a day! Does he have time for schoolwork?"
"He doesn't need education, see how quickly he took over Eurasia?! This Europa Troglodyte is sure to get into Yale with these insane skills!"
by Skinny Slim Thicc May 22, 2018
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