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risk it for the triscuit

Engaging in dangerous acts for the soul reason of consuming a salty, wheat-based cracker. Also slang for taking extreme risks for little reward.
Running in front of an oncoming freight train just to get a quarter on the other side of the tracks. "Dude, there's a train coming what are you doing?" Response: "I'm gonna risk it for the triscuit!"

Also, "They're out of Cheez-its! I'm gonna risk it for the triscuit."
by Ghetto Wordsmith June 14, 2014
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Triscuit

I do say, my good man. That was triscuit... tris-cuit
by The White Hat April 12, 2003
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Triscuit

A slang term referring to a particularly "square cracker." "Square" to mean their activities and social behaviors are stereotypical for caucasians and "cracker" being used in the same way as the slang term for a white person used commonly. Triscuits play everything by the book and are portrayed rather accurately by Dave Chappelle in his impressions of white people.
The new country club claims to have a diverse membership but when I set foot in the dining room it was practically a triscuit convention.
by bsmdm March 25, 2009
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Triscuit

From the 1988 Movie

Tom Hanks as Josh: "I met a girlfriend, a triscuit!"
Jared Rushton as Billy: "She said a triscuit a biscuit!"
by Carl GW Smith May 2, 2007
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Triscuit

An abbreviation for the fashionable yet delicious square shaped snack we all love aka the trendy biscuit
Jordan was hungry earlier but luckily I had some triscuits in my backpack to offer her. By offering them I looked fashionable and she no longer thought I was chunky for carrying food around with me.
by MATTYJAYYY November 15, 2011
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Triscuit

Punkrockband from Hanover/Germany.
by tEErohr December 8, 2003
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Triscuit Titts

• Burlap sacks full of gummy worms for titts.

• Titts that are droopy & lumpy that look like chewed up triscuits. Titts that are misshaped. Titts that you don’t want to touch. Titts that look like cottage cheese that were stung by a billion bees.

• Someone with ugly & undesirable titts, male or female.
by Donny E. Ensley May 7, 2018
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