tent guy 

A tent guy is a stone cold pimp he specializes in pitching tents and laying pipe, his diet includes quick trip foods, beer, twisted teas, American honey, fine smoke ables, curse words and offten playing the scratchoffs trying to scratch his way off the job site. His most used phrases include "you know that Heywood guy? Well he's pissed" or "Craig just called and he said why the hell isn't this shit done by now". He's not to be trifled with as a tent guy is somewhat of a ninja and a boxer all in one though most times hell just smack the shit out of you! He's a hard working badass sommabitch you heard me!!!

Look at that tent guy over there I bet he lives strong and drops the god damned hammer!!! Man those tent guys in that Silverado next to us sure are some lookers

tent guy by Rockatansky1983 May 27, 2016

pitch a tent 

To have an erection while lying down so that the sheets covering you pop up like a tent with a pole in the middle.

Peter: "Wanna go camping this weekend?"
Quagmire: "The only tent I'm gonna be pitching this weekend is...well you see where I'm going with this one...awwwwwww riiiight!"

pitch a tent by Nick D May 18, 2004

Fap tent 

a tent made with blankets and sticks with tissues inside, for when you have to rub one out or fap in your own little tent with your faptop.

"Jamal get out my fap tent its my turn."
"Tyrone you nigga did you use all the tissues in my fap tent?"
"Son get out of your fap tent time for dinner."
" I have to poop but i cant leave the fap tent."

Fap tent by FapMan March 20, 2012

Tent Stuff

When you and another person are a sharing a tent while camping and decide, "Fuck it, we're both here. Might as well!" and hook-up in the great outdoors.

You: So it's just the two of us out here, huh?
Friend: Yeah, you wanna do some tent stuff?
You: Hell yes I do!
*start making out*

Tent Stuff by androgynoushoespanker November 23, 2014

tent picture 

A picture of a guys hard dick inside his underwear making it look like a tent

Friend 1: Hey did you hear about Jacob sending Sarah tent pictures!!
Friend 2: no way!

tent picture by ElGatotron January 25, 2023

fart tent 

The process of farting underneath the blanket, creating a tent, and sniffing away

Man, i drank some milk the other night and made one hell of a fart tent afterwards.

fart tent by Sennix October 29, 2006

tent mall 

A mall that from the outside and inside looks just like a circus tent, and located in Crystal River, Florida. Inside there are a good number of elderly citizens and annoying rednecks. There are around 6 places to eat in the center of the mall, and the best thing to eat would be the pretzel bites from Magic Twists ice cream and pretzels. Wannabe punk kids go to Spencer's and the rest of the teenagers are normally found infront of the built in movie theatre. There are also no segways allowed.

Poor young people who don't have enough money to drive to the Ocala mall or boring teenagers with nothing to do hang out at the tent mall.

tent mall by zangnail August 26, 2008