27 rats in a trenchcoat

I'm literally just 27 rats writing this. Rats are very good at delivering packages. Rats can move at max speeds of 500mph. They are the second fastest animal on the planet behind the zoomy cat. Rats know everything so you should watch your back. Anyone who likes Ratatouille will be spared.

That kid is just 27 rats in a trenchcoat. They may kill you if you took their fedora.

by BrokeBitch69 January 9, 2021

trenchcoat

1. Generally a long coat (down to the knees), that can come in a variety of styles and/or colors; can be worn over a sports jacket and tie during cold weather.
2. A ratty long black coat worn by a 14-year old social outcast pretending to be a Goth, or who wants to freak everyone in his school out by making them think he's a psycho killer. The wearer will be KO'd in the hallway sometime during the second semester.

The trenchcoat kid claimed he saw Jesus on the wall during detention this morning; someone oughtta knock the crap out of that little fuck.

by Bobby Ganoosh November 10, 2003

Trenchleaper

A trenchleaper is a person who tries very hard in gym class for no obvious reason. They are called trenchleaping because they are always jumping and running around as if they were leaping over trenches.

"Dude, our gym class has so many tryhards."

"Fuck, not just tryhards, we got a bona fide trenchleaper."
"That shit cray, dude."

by Trenchleaper October 24, 2012

Seattle Salsbury Trenchcoat

When a man is about to finish making love to a womans ear, and realizes that he may have earwax on the edge of his penis. This thought causes him to pull out impulsively and unload man juice all over his girlfriend's face. Naturally still disgusted by the earwax left on his penis, he then proceeds to wipe the brown sticky material above the load he just blew, creating what appears similar to a black man wearing a white trench coat.

Ford: I totally freaked out when I saw the earwax on my dick man.
Sam: What did you do?
Ford: I had to give him a Seattle Salsbury Trenchcoat dude.
Sam: Him?
Ford:...

by Arissa Rodriguez-Lopez May 1, 2008

trenchcoat mafia

Any group of individuals that are harassed because of their appearance or behavior, usually while in school. This group is often plotting revenge against their detractors. Term taken from the group at Columbine High School.

Don't fuck with those guys. They may be trenchcoat mafia, so watch your back.

by Rolie Platnin August 10, 2005

trenchcoater

Slang for people who wear trenchcoats 24/7 in place of actually trying to arrange a decent outfit.

Plural: trenchcoaters

"Tech and Strider are fucking trenchcoaters, and so is their hoe, Arina."

by J0sk0r Rosk0r November 4, 2004

Trenchcoatvillan

A rapper from the group gnarlyboys

Trenchcoatvillan jus dropped a new song on all platforms

by Cabronthegarson September 16, 2022