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Bed Bath & Beyond Reasonable

I have finally figured out what "Beyond" in "Bed Bath & Beyond" stands for... Yup, that's right, it's "Beyond Reasonable". As in, Good lord! The number and names of all these soap products is simply beyond reasonable!
Lynda: "Honey, I need to stop in Bed Bath and Beyond to pick up some hand soap."

Marty: "Okay."

An hour later my checking account is -$200 as we walk out with a huge bag full of 12 different kinds of hand soap, 20 candles, 10 new shower puffs, and a new set of hand towels to go with the new hand soap...

Lynda: "I love that store."

Marty: "That was Bed Bath & Beyond Reasonable. Next time, can we just go to Safeway and get some Dial hand soap?"
by m_piet April 28, 2010
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reasonable

Used to express indifference when confronted with something very expensive.

Comes from the restaurant scene in American Psycho: "And speaking
of reasonable...(He shows McDermott the bill for the meal) only $470!"
-Coming out this evening?

-I can't...I had a seriously reasonable night yesterday.

-How much did you drop?

-About a grand.

-Reasonable!

-Indeed.
by Moistyn Toyler January 28, 2008
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Reasonable Intent

an awesome band formed by Terry bass and vocals
adamlead guitar and vocals marcus (why is he there?)
and nialldrums there play alot of punk rock and carry alot of death
like blink 182 but less retarded
dude1: dude2 man i got tickets the reasonable intent!
and u can come!
dude2: omg ty so much!
dude1: but u gotta suck my thang first!
dude2: fair trade
by dude2 May 23, 2006
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teasenable

Who could possibly leave alone refuse, but not be tempted to be persuaded by such a teasenable request?
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reasonable intent

the best punk rock band i have ever heard.
Dude1: man i got 2 tickets to Reasonable Intent!!!!!!!!
Dude2: Dude u rock!!! can i come ?????
Dude1: yea but u gotta suck my dick first.
Dude2: Oh hell yeah!
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The distance (usually measured in swipes) that a lazy American will scroll down a webpage or social media feed before giving up.
Often used with the preceding word "beyond" or in the acronym RSD
Bob: did you see my tweet?
Joe: naw man, it must've been beyond reasonable scrolling distance
by Einstine August 17, 2015
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Reasonable

A word carried by the greatest twitter account @themaneera7 otherwise known as Reasonable
You’re such a good account Reasonable
by Bhaharvey September 26, 2020
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