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treadmeal

When fat people walk on a treadmill while eating a meal, usually junk food.
Girl, I had the best treadmeal this morning. I ate a muffin, a Snickers bar and ice cream and I burned like 20 calories!
by sjsharks91 May 5, 2009
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Fecal Treacle

The sticky residue left around the pump hole after a particularly wet fart.
I had a really hot curry tonight. I have a feeling my boxer shorts will be covered in fecal treacle tomorrow.
by Holdontoyourwig April 11, 2014
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Timothy Treadwell

Born Timothy Dexter. Classic narcissist. Reformed alcoholic and drug addict, might not have entirely straightened out. Claimed, without verification, to have been the theoretical second choice for the role of Woody Harrelson's character, "Woody" Boyd, in Cheers. Became a wacky pseudo-environmentalist wingnutscrewballsup who travelled to Alaska from round about 1990 to his death in 2003 to try to get ... close to ... bears. Documented his exploits on videocam, some of said footage making the guts of Werner Hertzog's biopic "Grizzly Man". Ended up doing a Michael Jackson impression over steaming bear shit. Came to believe he was the bears' last good hope, and started ranting on-camera against the wildlife service, humanity in general, et cetera.

In the autumn of 2003 he tried heading back south to be with his family or other friends; at the airport he got into a towering rage with somebody and failed to board the plane, instead returning to the Alaskan lake shore where he had spent the summer. Unfortunately and despite his assumed name, in so doing he didn't tread very well at all. In the meantime his favourite bear clan had all gone into hibernation and another group had moved in to time-share the place, where a few weeks later Treadwell was reminded of the six basic relationships an animal species may have with other animals in the wild: you ignore it, it picks off your parasites, you pick off its parasites, you fuck it, you eat it, it eats you. This list included the last option, and unfortunately he had taken his latest girlfriend along for the ride as well. After the bears had dined on long pig to their hearts' content the park rangers arrived to collect the leftovers and shoot the bears.

Living proof (better still, dead proof) that you shouldn't believe everything you see on Walt Disney movies.
I wanted to be an eco-warrior when I was younger, but then I heard about Timothy Treadwell and wizened up.
by Fearman April 1, 2008
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treadly

Australian term for bicycle, the shortened version of deadly treadly commonly associated with mountain bikes because of knobbly tread on the tires.

Deadly treadly is fondly used by owners of bikes who have to wear their cajones on a frequent basis, namely BMXers, freeriders and dirt jumpers or basically any bike that can and usually does result in death or serious injury.
I just picked up a sweet freeride treadly, now Im gonna bomb off 12 foot drop offs and go hucking like a motherfucker
by Coinage September 12, 2006
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carpet treader

See waster, basically an estate ageny term for a person who just likes to look at houses to be nosy, with no intention to buy.
by Wise Man July 14, 2003
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treadwelled

The act of losing your life because you disregard your own personal safeety and get too close to a dangerous animal.

Named after Timothy Treadwell, a self-appointed researcher who lived among brown bears in Alaska for 13 summers before getting killed and becoming lunch meat.
Steve Irwin, The Croc Hunter, was treadwelled by a sting ray yesterday.
by Kajoe September 4, 2006
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Treacle slit

Terminology used in chris Morris' Nathan Barley s1e2. used in place of babe, darling, hun, sweetheart and doll snatch and so on.
by Swede O' Nim April 19, 2009
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