john travolta

worthless scientologist scumbag

John Travolta practices scientology and needs to be punished for his sins

by Doctor Derek M. Smart, M.D Ph.D March 21, 2005

Dirty Travolta

A close cousin to the Dirty Sanchez, it's when you are fucking some chick, stick two fingers in her ass, pull out some poo, then wipe it across her eyes ala John Travolta from Saturday Night Fever while singing "Stayin' Alive".

Hey man, I'm not going back out on that dance floor.. some dude just did the Dirty Travolta!

by KingJ2 October 28, 2010

John Travolta

A very good actor. Has been in famous movies like Pulp Fiction, Saturday Night Live, Grease, and Get Shorty.

He was sweet in Pulp Fiction. Vincent Vega was a cool character.

by sagzag February 4, 2004

Travolta

After having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and taps it on his partners chin to form a shit dimple. Caution only use when a dirty sanchez isn't enough...

Wow everyone is looking at your travolta....maybe you should bath....

by Sigilscion May 2, 2012

The John Travolta

When a married man turns down having sex with his wife, instead, goes and fucks a man.

Hey Carl , what you do last night?
"The bitch pissed me off, so I left and did the John Travolta."

by Pocketchange79 June 19, 2016

John Travolta

A fancy way of saying "waste of time".

I can't stand that guy. He's a John Travolta.

by Waki Ho October 11, 2006

Travoltify

(v.) 1. To deform someone's name, accidentally or purposely, in such a way that it is no longer recognizeable;

2. To do what John Travolta did with Idina Menzel's name during the Oscars;

3. To deform any word, phrase or sentence after having some sort of stroke or facial spasm or because of great stress.

''Did you hear about how John Travolta travoltified Idina Menzel's name to Adele Dazeem?''

''My travoltified name is Jan Smoith!''

''Don't travoltify your sentences when you speak!''

by correct pronunciation March 16, 2014