marital transgression

A classy way to say you were cheating on your wife or husband.

Adulteror: Yes, I am guilty of a Marital transgression but I would like the public to know I reget it.

Average person: :| you mean you cheated on your wife.

by problemo_official February 21, 2011

double transgression theory

The practice of doing a second wrong deed after being caught doing a first wrong deed, with the hope that you'll probably just be punished once.

Larry: Oh man! The Double Transgression Theory! It's like when a dog is sent outside because he pee'd on the rug, so knowing he's already in trouble he takes a hotdog off the table on his way out. Brilliant.

by Craigers McCraigers October 9, 2008

transgressor

The Transgressor Archetype is one who goes beyond or over a limit; exceeding or overstepping. The character of the Transgressor is always wanting to outdo another; going over the limits, trying new things, and taking risks, even if it may be dangerous to him/her. The Transgressor usually has a competitive nature and is always seeking new challenges and ways to find trouble in order to prove themselves worthy.

Dash from the Incredibles.

by Anjil March 23, 2005

Trampire

a person, usually female, who sucks dicks like a vampire sucks blood.

Yo, doood this slut i don't even know wants to come over my house and suck my dick. She's a real TRAMPIRE!

by mrmattboring July 5, 2009

Penile Transparency

When a man's sexual arousal, i.e. boner is blindingly apparent to a woman.

Eric is suffering from penile transparency.

Dude Eric totally is pitching a tent about Kimber! He really needs to chill out. She can totally tell.

by Hefty-n-Handy Smurfs March 30, 2010

Transbrevisanus

Denoting or relating to a person whose self identity does not conform unambiguously to conventional notions of height. Transbrevisanus is a condition where a 6'6" person is trapped in a 5'6" body. From the Greek meaning; short arse thinks he's tall. People may be 'transbrevisanusaphobes' and sufferers of the condition can be prone to 'transbrevisanusaphobia' attacks, mainly verbally by being called shorty, short arse, pygmy boy, or other such pejorative.

When someone shouts...hey short arse!, one must complain that they are the subject of a 'transbrevisanusaphobic' attack.

by Stewdeva May 24, 2016

Petroleum Transference Engineer

A position given to those who transfer gas to your vehicle. Amateurs are known as Gas Attendants, however as their skillset increases, they become Petroleum Transference Engineers.

I went to the local Citgo and the Petroleum Transference Engineer pumped my car so hard.

by jpg20369 December 25, 2018