toilette twinkie

A turd that has been sitting in thetoilette for a long time an dhas lost its color. For instance in a public restroom at a rest stop.

"I pissed that Toilette Twinkie to a million bits!"

toilette twinkie by chubnubby March 18, 2014

tolexted 

Getting practically raped over text message. Common forms of tolextation include one-way sexts and receiving nudes without warning.

Officer: And in what way did he sexually assault you?

Me: He sent me a dick pic. out of nowhere. He... He tolexted me. *starts crying hysterically*

tolexted by Art$y Bit¢h June 1, 2016

Toileted 

To get shitted on

I just got pumped in the head in fortnite, I have been toileted!

Toileted by Flute milk June 15, 2018

Toolette 

Also spelled "tewelette". Annoying female tending to overplan every day in life to the detriment of those involved. Spreadsheets, Prozac and the F-bomb are typical signs if your wife or coworker is becoming a Toolette.

"That dam Toolette just called me a Kabby!!!"

Toolette by Kelly Peterpipersmoker May 10, 2005

tourette, touretted, touretting 

Derived from Tourette's syndrome. A 'tick'. One can use 'touretted' or 'touretting' to describe any frantic, seemlingly unplanned flailings of the limbs, not always a victim of Tourette's syndrome.

Lazybill: "I was at the intersection of Western and Fisk and I pull up next to a taxi and the driver was touretting all over the place in there."

Joker: "You shoulda called the cops and said "yo this nigga just touretted into me and messed up my ride!!1"

tourette, touretted, touretting by Lazybill (submitted by Joker) March 4, 2005

toolette 

A female verision of a tool.
A toolette is someome who lacks the mental capacity to know she is being used by someone. A fool. Characterized by low social knowledge and high insecurity. Someone who tries too hard. a poser.

-Girls who pout and stick out their tongue in pictures, and post and tag 50000 of those pictures on facebook
girl: Why did you not answer the question?
toolette: Because I don't want to look smart. I want to be cool!
-Girls who act hyper and super nice so she wants other people to think that she is a good person.
girl: Yeah, so I dumped him infront of all of his friends. I did the wham of love
toolette: SCADOOOSH. You just slampwhamed the douchpurse!
girl: what?
toolette: "Omg...everyone is wearing Brown Ugg boots and tight legging. OFF TO THE MALL!!!"

toolette by CLLSEHY December 27, 2010

toylette 

An online dump for toying wherein a subject and postings are spread across forums and through threads by postwhore(s.)

That discussion on forums.eHacked.com went down the toylette quickly.

toylette by damondrone March 11, 2005