Towhead

The inevitable blonde douche bag that is often found on overseas academic trips. Has a tendency to bite his lower lip and a habit of infecting the social mannerisms of others with his own douche-baggery (douche-baggery being a term he believes he invented himself). Smokes like a chimney and habitually quotes adult cartoons in an attempt to be funny.

Person 1: "Did you see that guy over there? He knows the word for ashtray in seven different languages!"

Person 2: "Wow, what a towhead."

by team chorba July 28, 2009

Towelhead Wifi

An excruciatingly horrendous wifi signal generally found in a cheap 2 star motel. Similar to McDonald's Wifi in terms of poor connection, though it could be better if the Indian guy managing the place would get off his ass to pay for better internet instead of wallowing in people's hard earned money.

Friend: Damn dude, your internet is total ass.
You: Yeah man, I'm staying at this really shitty motel near the highway.
Friend: Damn you're working with some Towelhead Wifi over there.

by Nefarious Darius May 20, 2022

My Towelhead

someone who is amazing in every way imaginable, one of the most beautiful people on the face of the Earth, who defines the word perfect, whose smile can bring warmth into the coldest places of the universe. Most of all, a girl who has the power to bring me joy every second i'm with her... What a beauty ;)

she is wonderful, i will call her "my towelhead"

by love.kc (lemonhead) December 4, 2010

towelhead freak

A unpleasant Punjab person who causes division in society & thinks they own the country cuz they can rule with their religion but they can’t

i’m not going to let that Towelhead Freak push me around !

by 1Shot Duke January 15, 2025