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presidential toupe

Styling of one's pubic hair to mimic the fashion of our current President's orange 'do
Man, did you see the presidential toupee sticking out of her bathing suit?!
by LostMyBiscuits May 30, 2018
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Tolp

'Somebody licked my tolp earlier and it fell on the floor!'
by nasl March 12, 2009
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Tulpehocken

Located in Pennsylvania, Tulpehocken is the place you go if you want drugs or easy sex. It's a bunch of rednecks that think they're cool and try to do all the hip new stuff until mommy and daddy yell at them. If you want to be evacuated because of a poptart, this is the school to go to.
Tulpehocken students are a special breed
by ICanBeYourMothersLover March 11, 2019
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tulpa

To really define what a tulpa is, you need to define what a human is and what it means to be conscious as well as exist. However, defining those things are impossible without your own subjective thoughts on the matter. You might believe you're conscious, but someone else could disagree and you couldn't say anything about it due to not having any solid evidence of your consciousness.

So, for the purpose of defining a tulpa, we'll define what it means to exist, be conscious, and have a sense of self as all the same thing; the combination of your memories, experiences, opinions, and feelings. All these things are also what make up your mind, which is essentially the software that runs on the hardware of your brain.

With the difference between mind and brain in place, defining tulpas is easy. A tulpa is an entity that exists inside a human's brain, has their own sense of self, and is believed to have a conscious which is separate from the main human (or host). The tulpa and host are two different minds living inside the brain they inhabit. Basically brain roommates.

Tulpas have their own opinions, feelings, and thoughts. They're just using the brain to process information (just like their host is). It's also possible for multiple tulpas to exist within one brain.
"Alright, I'm gonna need you and your tulpa's opinion on this piece..."
by nonexistentialist December 5, 2019
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tulpae

A plural of tulpa created by the tulpamancy community because the Tibetan word "tulpa" has no plural in Tibetan.

(Please note that Tulpæ, Tulpa, and Tulpas are also acceptable as plurals)
I have many tulpae.
by SuspectPotato January 13, 2015
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Thulped

South-Indian version of getting your ass whooped!!!
Ved- stay a bit longer bro.
Kalyan-if I don't be on time, I'll get thulped by my mom.
by The_ugly_duckling_26 October 5, 2020
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Hot toupee

A hot toupee requires two men, and one must be bald. One man must ejaculate onto the otherman's bald head. Giveing him a head full of cum to act as hair.
Man, we're you at Joe's party Friday night? Him and Andrew were giving each other "hot toupee's".
by Sharky mcfly March 16, 2016
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