totes legit

meaning its cool or just totally legit

(cool form)

P1: Hey, look I got an IPad 2

P2: Bro, that is so totes legit!

(legit form)
P1: Hey, did you know that I have a touchscreen TV

P2: Niceee! Now thats totes legit..

by J~Swagg(: January 8, 2012

Totes Tits

(Adjective). A combination of two modern slang terms, "Totes" and "Tits," to mean absolutely, completely, amazingly mind blowing.

To put emphasis on the object's or experience's awesomeness.

Today is TOTES TITS!!!

Person 1: What do you think of this beer?
Person 2: It's TOTES TITS, Man!

by Btchen_B January 12, 2011

totes inappropes

An adjective describing something that is beyond inappropriate. It is so inappropriate that it is totes inappropes.

Look at the naked man on the street humping a mailbox. That's totes inappropes.

by Urtotesinappropes March 11, 2005

Totes Mondo

"Totally Man" or for sure dude.
Totes Mondo: is the coolest thing you have ever heard!

Kent: Are we going to the park today?
Daniel: Totes Mondo were going to the park!

by Elvisleo13 March 13, 2009

totnesian

A denizen of Totnes town in the south west of England, someone likely to be stoned, spiritualy aware, a great musician and a rich public school boy.

Hello, I'm Tarquin, I play the guitar and sing about enlightenment and I'm very stoned. I am a Totnesian.

by Golden Budha Spirit Leaf Rainbow Tree December 25, 2007

Totes

A shorter more convenient form of the word: totally. This word is most commonly used by teenage girls.

The most obvious advantage of using this word is the time saved. Data collected at a prestigious university found that every syllable spoken takes approximately 0.14 seconds.

The same prestigious university also found that the average valley girl says the word totally around 190 times a day.

If you do the math, the average time saved by using the word totes as opposed to totally would save 26.6 seconds a day! Over the course of a year that adds up to 2.7 hours!!

Girl #1: I totes want to go to the shoe store because I totes need to purchase new heels.

Girl #2: Totes! I totes need a new pair too so I'll totes go with you.

Girl #3: OH EM GEE! you guys saved 0.7 seconds by saying totes instead of totally!!

by ThatsWhatsup14 December 21, 2010

totes cereal

a combination of something both totally and serious. totes cereal is a LA based phenomenon.

ryan: "alex is such a crack-mess monster."
yuni: "totes cereal."

by yuni kim February 11, 2008