tootie puff

Same as a booger bulge, the beautiful shape of a woman's vagina, her pubic mound, when wearing panties or a bikini. Looks all soft and tasty and whatnot.

"Oh my gosh, look at that chick in that white bikini! Check out that glorious tootie puff between her legs!"

by tizzle cake February 12, 2010

Tootie

Tootie likes to control everyone within her influence, to shape things to her own liking. She is sensitive, affectionate, imaginative and cooperative, spiritually aware and prone to self-sacrifice. Tootie can keep secrets and is a good diplomat. Very frank, methodical and believe in law, system and order. Very beautiful, creative, and outgoing. She has a smile to die for and would make a guy fall in love. Tootie is flexible and likes to feel appreciated, but sometimes can be a little crazy. She likes to talk and can easily relate to different cultures and concepts. The biggest challenge for her is uncertainty. Easily getting bored, you can move from one job to another, switch projects and lovers.

I love a crazy funny girl . Got to get me a Tootie, hmmm what a keeper.

I love your style, Tootie is a fashionable queen!!!

by Drake! December 22, 2016

Tootie Fruitie Putie

45’s secret code nickname for his good buddy, Vladimir.

How’s my Tootie Fruitie Putie today?

by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019

tootie pants

Someone who is acting gangster, but really is not at all, in any way shape or form possible...ever.

Wayne: "hey homies,whats cracking in the hoood?"
Lil Kikki "shiiit,yous a tootie pants"

by kaisydbrig April 30, 2006

tootie tot

When someone poops in your tater tots when you're not looking.

Hey let's go give John a tootie tot while he's in the bathroom!

by GrooberMeister December 30, 2008

toasty toastie

What deranged people call a jaffle, toasted sandwich or singular toasty/toastie.

Person A: This toastie is delicious.
Person B: Your What?
Person A: My toasted sandwich...
Person B: Don't you mean a toasty toastie?
Person A: It's called a toastie.

Person B: Do you know what a toasty toastie is?
Person A: You're deranged.

by The food authority December 1, 2013

tossie

The weird grandpa's word for a penis.

Steve, stop playing with your tossie!

by 2 camels in a tiny car October 12, 2010