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Pussy Toasting

To raise a toast to a pussy - Pussy Toasting
This party needs a pussy toasting - To Pussy!
by hiddenninja- January 8, 2014
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Toasting

(v.) The act of sitting in one's room naked with the heat on it's highest setting playing video games, letting the smell of one's genitalia engulf the room.
Man, I was toasting for 4 hours last night playing Dynasty Warriors 5.

I toasted so hard last night, the whole room smelled like toasty dick.
by Rain Storm November 6, 2008
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tooting one's horn

Tooting one's horn refers to the act of inflating your ego through self praise of high regard.

Also referred to by gangstas as "bigging yourself up."
"Oh I say Winston is certainly tooting his horn after winning that game of polo."

"It certainly isn't a very charming attitude to be tooting one's horn after succeeding in fornicating a fine young lady."
by Charles Blitherington IV March 1, 2009
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Texposting

A genre of online posts where you say the most unhinged things ever.
is that guy schizophrenic?

No, he's just Texposting.
by ScotchyFur January 22, 2023
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Brown toasting

Having sex while having a stomach bug and losing your bowels upon then after reaching completion.
Man: "Let's have sex."
Woman: "Ewww no, you don't feel well, and I don't want you brown toasting me!"
by Mewcatgo August 11, 2015
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damp toasting

The art of replying in a short manner/ being uninteresting in order to let a conversation die
I really am not interested in that guy, I should just be damp toasting him
by TheCampingWall October 24, 2017
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drive by tooting

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.
There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.
by thumperconway August 22, 2009
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