Textology

To make an apology, via the medium of text messaging, to avoid any personal contact.

"He really didnt want to speak to his ex about sleeping with her bestfriend. So he employed textology, to avoid confrontation."

by Chris John Sykes February 19, 2009

Necro-Tautology

1) An obsessive facination with deceased tortoises.

2) An erotic attraction to or the need to copulate with deceased tortoises.

Etymology:

Normally enjoyed by the lesser active and unfit of the human species, due to the fact that a dead tortoise will not say no or crawl away and thus irradicates the fear of rejection.

1) Look a dead tortoise--lets partake in the act of Necro-Tautology!
- You sick fuck, leave it alone

2) People have said that I am a tortaulogist.
- Dude you hump tortoises?

by Grey M@a September 10, 2004

Tautology

Using different words to say the same thing, or a series of self-reinforcing statements that cannot be disproved because they depend on the assumption that they are already correct

ME: Dudes such a wanker he’s dead-to-me… like piss-on-his-grave dead-to-me…
FRIEND: Thats a hell-of-a tautology if i have ever heard one.

by BNENJK September 26, 2012

Thotologue

An obnoxiously long Snapchat story by a Basic consisting only of videos of them telling a story or expressing an opinion no one cares to hear. Thotologues can be distinguished by the constant use of "like" and either the dog or flower crown filter.

Me: Hey have you seen Rachael's snap story today?
Jeff: No why, is it hot?
Me: Naw, you'd be wasting your time, it's just a Thotologue on the new Kylie Jenner lip color....

by Mandingo Shakespeare February 6, 2017

Topology

Refers to the different types of network.

A topology can be different depending on the needs and wants of the user(s).

The internet is a great example of a mesh topology.

My hous uses the Bus topology.

by TheConfusedPerson September 4, 2021

Tautology

The repetition of meaning in the same sentence, using different words. Usually decreases clarity of speech/writing.

Example of a sentence using Tautology:
He struggled to lift the heavy weights, he had trouble raising them.

by Chaye June 25, 2009

tootolbay

To act in a frantic or desperate way to get attention from your crush or lover

He has gone tootolbay over this girl

by Khavikhavikhavi July 19, 2017