Tooter

Male reproductive organ.
Also, may be pronounced tootie.

Kelly isn't going to pee in the pool. He just plays with his tooter when he gets nervous.

by Mike January 13, 2005

Cooter Tooter

Someone who has a tendency to queef very regularly.

That bitch is a cooter tooter.

by jnotosh December 8, 2010

Bio-tooter

A person who divulges personal information about themselves, completely unsolicited; to any and everyone at will.

Sally: Oh hi Becky! Fancy running into you here.

Becky: Yeah, just doing some shopping. You know I just got ANOTHER promotion at work. Yep - Vice President now. And Tom just got that new Mercedes...yeah, he gave the old one to our youngest, who just got accepted into Harvard.....

Sally" **thinking to herself** OMG, this heifer is such a BIO-TOOTER! Note to self...next time, pretend not to see her.

by Chicki Tee December 2, 2010

Saddy tooter

Someone who is messed up the mood.

Dam girl your such a fuckin saddy tooter

by Omg 37483883 October 13, 2015

SCOOTER TOOTER

When some kid named Tyler rides a scooter while simultaneously tooting

Hey look, it's Tyler the Scooter Tooter!

by DISCORD GOAT October 5, 2021

Twitter Tooter

A Twitter Tooter is someone who paints a glorious picture of themselves through fictitious Twitter postings for the benefit of impressing women or perspective employers who actually check others using the internet as a resource.

Oh No ... I just got a Twit from Jim claiming he spent the afternoon picking up dog droppings at the new ," Bark Park ".

What a , "Twitter Tooter ".

by Susabar July 23, 2009

tuba tooter

The act of the offspring of a Vietnamese and an Arabic couple shitting in a tuba before a parade or sporting event.

We can't leave the game yet. We just gave the band a tuba tooter for the half time show.

by Giant $weaty $hlong September 19, 2010