toji

sexiest dilf alive and if you say otherwise your wrong

this man turned me gay

he has a son but he also forgot his name

he also has big boobs

"toji's so hot"
"who's toji"

"the sexiest dilf alive dumbass"

by tojiisdaddy January 9, 2022

Labia lady tonight

The original title for the Frank Sinatra classic; 'Luck, be a lady tonight.' The title was changed after producers found that focus groups struggled to relate to lyrics about a woman comprised almost entirely of cuntflaps.

Frank (singing in studio): 'Labia lady tonight, your beef curtains gave me a fright'
Producer: 'Ahhh, Frank, those lyrics really aren't doing it for me- I think fans will struggle to relate to a woman with engorged labia'
Frank: (farts disapprovingly)

by Anonymous submissions December 31, 2016

T-Spawn-Toni

A German CS:GO-related term referring to a player that spends the majority of the round at the T-Spawn on de_dust2 with an AWP. Most of the time it is a player of Turkish or Russian origin that desperately hopes for a kill while letting his entire team die. 90% of the time it results in the respective player getting kicked by his teammates (deservedly).

Dimitri ist so ein T-Spawn-Toni

by Jonathan E. May 1, 2021

Tonick

Two people who will fall for eachother instantly! They will deny dating rumours and pretend but everyone know they are crushing on eachother.

Someone: look at that cute couple

Someone else: must be a tonick!

by Ooopsies June 9, 2020

Tonci

A person who exploits an unfair advantage, typically in an online game.

Dude that kid has to be Tonci he's exploiting

by Londonier June 16, 2019

Toni

Toni is a smart and funny person to be around when your day is going bad toni will be there to cheer you up she is special and never gives up on you and keeps your day going. Toni is the greatest and sweetest person once you get to know her.

i love toni, i wish i had one

by micheal kor October 29, 2015

Tonight's Like

When you write " what's good for tonight " on Facebook and everybody starts liking it but nobody comments and writes what's happening.

I wonder what's going on tonight, but I don't want to ask through Facebook cause I know I'll just get a bunch of Tonight's Like's.

by Gimaf July 8, 2012