zero tolerance

A policy that was put into use by United States schools and other establishments soon after the Columbine tragedy.
In practice, zero tolerance policies allow for no weapons or dangerous objects in school.
However, the noun "weapon" can mean "an object that can be used to cause harm"; the phrase "dangerous objects" is a plural of the same meaning; therefore, almost any object can be considered a weapon.
Because of this, overzealous officials often unleash horrificaly exaggerated sentences for the silliest of things.

A 7-year-old boy was suspended for pretending to shoot his classmates.

by Captain Penguin June 24, 2004

Tomura Shigaraki

literally god. like he came down from the heavens. he's the most beautiful person alive. he's the prettiest boy. he's the best boy :')

person a: do u like tomura shigaraki from mha?

person b: ofc. he's beautiful and precious

by knotvanessa April 4, 2021

fart tolerant

A household that generally allows open farting as the norm. Farts are not held in with members of the household.

Jennifer comes from a fart tolerant household.

by SouthernSpeedo May 12, 2017

Timera

Absolutely beautiful girl/woman with a nice shaped, large butt and an hourglass figure. Friendly personality but will ruin your life if you mess with her. Sex goddess,is loyal and knows how to love.

Bro she's alright but not as good as Timera man

by Thedanknamedefiner June 25, 2017

tolerant left

Those who are infact, not very tolerant of others, but like to say they are

John: "I would consider myself apart of the tolerant left as I am very liberal and have a tolerance to those who disagree with my views and opinions"

Ray: "Thats awesome I voted for Trump in 2020!"

John: "Fuck you, you racist, sexist, homophobic asshole. You only listen to dailywire don't you dumbass? Maybe try thinking for yourself for once you absolute bigot"

Ray: "Okayyy then."

by Republitard June 16, 2022

maximum viewing tolerance

A hypothetical (uncertain) threshold (the point that must be exceeded to begin producing a given effect or result or to elicit a response) at which white trash will feel offended by the moronic TV programming, directing their attention to other aspects of their equally miserable lives.

Hey Pete... why your father stays for hours and hours watching crappy TV?
He is becoming an experiment that will disprove maximum viewing tolerance theory.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

Lehigh Tolerance

refers to the ability to hold your alcohol far better than the average person, simply because you attended Lehigh University.The majority of those in attendance at LU typically have a Lehigh Tolerance due to the high consumption of alcohol there.

Lehigh has also been known to have invented numerous drinking games: Beirut, Skong.

Guy 1: Dude, you have demolished 40 beers. Are you okay?

Guy 2: Yeah. I am a Lehigh Engineer. I have a LEHIGH TOLERANCE.

by lehighEngineerBJ October 15, 2010