tomsuck

sucking a guy names toms penis

I tomsucked last night

by Tom June 14, 2004

tomuctity

A loose acronym (pronounced (too - MUCK - tit - ee)) for a condition one suffers from when one has reached a point of spending too much time with a particular other person and are in need of a break. TOo MUCh TIme Together.

Jeez, my girl wants to be with me 24/7 - much more of this, and I'm gonna have to declare tomuctity.

by Liller June 8, 2007

tomcuntery

Like "tomfoolery", but taken up a few notches.

What fresh level of tomcuntery are the Tories up to today then?

by bazadonk December 14, 2021

Tomcus Flapiticus

The Tomcus Flapiticus, part of the Grummaniosadae family, is an avian mammal distinguished by its behavior during mating. During mating, the male flaps its wings to attract females. It is also the largest of the species. Reaching 14 ft in diameter.

The Tomcus Flapiticus is truly incredible

by Seriusli June 5, 2023

Tomfuckery

1. The entirety of the "Gen Z"

2. social media

3. Twitter"X"

4. You

5. Ur Mom

6. The United States

The tomfuckery is unbearable.

by The average shithead October 11, 2023