tomb raider

A young person who dates/marries an old person

catherine zeta jones is a tomb raider

by Andrew November 11, 2003

tomb honey

honey that has been properly sealed and professionally extracted from ancient egyptian tombs. Extraction requires expertise but few tools; hands on field experience preferred but not required.

guy 1: Hey, did you hear about cleopatra's tomb honey?

guy 2: yeah man, i heard it was perfectly preserved and still edible.

by xxx_indiana jones_xxx February 14, 2013

Wank tomb

A secluded place where one goes to browse porn and masturbate. One will often not emerge for some time. Sometimes referred to as a ‘Man Cave’.

I’ve just lost my job so I spend most of my days sealed in my wank tomb.

by Napoledan September 2, 2018

Tomb Queer

Hillbilly term for goth. Any redneck fucktard who thinks wearing kabuki make up and dressing up as one of the Addams family is cool. Like after 1985.

The teenagers in the town used to hangout at the cemetery, unironically dress like extras from the Thriller set and chug beer. Goddamn tomb queers.

by dre.dre December 12, 2010

tomb raider

decent video game.

by Joe the MOFO October 4, 2003

Tomb Raider

A game dedicated to TRUE perverts.

Playing Tomb Raider shows the most noble way of peeking female body.

by Peevee May 23, 2006

Tomb Raider

Before having sexual intercourse you dip your penis into a fully filled ashtray (please make sure cigarettes are not burning or stuck on your penis). When you penetrate the lady a puff of ash will appear. It is like entering an old dusty tomb.

"I totally raided that girl's tomb"
"DUDE! I just gave your mom the old Tomb Raider"

by Escargotman December 15, 2013