A mediocre actor and all around whack job who enjoys cult activities, and most definitely loves the cock
by Odium43 May 28, 2006
Get the tom cruisemug. by sukebe December 1, 2006
Get the tom cruisemug. A honkey who eats placenta, believes in Scientology, listens to trance, jumps on couches, is a Hollywood actor, likes art and architecture, plays soccer, drives a Hyundai, and is unathletic because he is white.
by J-Smoove May 27, 2006
Get the tom cruisemug. 1. an actor who visited South Park and ended up getting stuck in a closet along with Sylvester Stalone, he refused to come out of the closet so the south park police were forced to come and try to get him out of the closet.
but going out of the closet was tough, since R.Kelly visited the scene and started singing "trapped in the closet" while pulling his handgun out...R.Kelly also is stuck in the closet
2. the same actor that was stuck in the closet who is held responsible for the disaster on film called Mission Impossible III
but going out of the closet was tough, since R.Kelly visited the scene and started singing "trapped in the closet" while pulling his handgun out...R.Kelly also is stuck in the closet
2. the same actor that was stuck in the closet who is held responsible for the disaster on film called Mission Impossible III
Officer Barbrady: Come out of the closet Tom Cruise!!
Tom Cruise: No....im not getting out of the closet
Tom Cruise: No....im not getting out of the closet
by tha truth teller October 4, 2006
Get the tom cruisemug. by Lillylyd November 11, 2006
Get the tom cruisemug. by andrew osullivan December 6, 2006
Get the tom cruisemug. synonym for stupid ass scientologist mother fucker; really gay actor who stared in top gun; synonym for gay
by Poopeater December 26, 2006
Get the tom cruisemug.