tom cruise

A mediocre actor and all around whack job who enjoys cult activities, and most definitely loves the cock
*insert anything tom cruise has said in the past 9 months here*
by Odium43 May 17, 2006
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A threat to couches around America.
by sukebe December 01, 2006
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tom cruise

A honkey who eats placenta, believes in Scientology, listens to trance, jumps on couches, is a Hollywood actor, likes art and architecture, plays soccer, drives a Hyundai, and is unathletic because he is white.
by J-Smoove May 23, 2006
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1. an actor who visited South Park and ended up getting stuck in a closet along with Sylvester Stalone, he refused to come out of the closet so the south park police were forced to come and try to get him out of the closet.

but going out of the closet was tough, since R.Kelly visited the scene and started singing "trapped in the closet" while pulling his handgun out...R.Kelly also is stuck in the closet

2. the same actor that was stuck in the closet who is held responsible for the disaster on film called Mission Impossible III
Officer Barbrady: Come out of the closet Tom Cruise!!

Tom Cruise: No....im not getting out of the closet
by tha truth teller October 04, 2006
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A person in denial; one who places money over integrity. SEE: closet homosexuals
"I can't understand why he won't come out of the closet- what a tom cruise"
by Lillylyd November 11, 2006
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im tom cruise and im a douchebag
by andrew osullivan December 04, 2006
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synonym for stupid ass scientologist mother fucker; really gay actor who stared in top gun; synonym for gay
tom cruise is a cock monger
tom cruise come out of the closet
fuck you tom cruise
by Poopeater December 22, 2006
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