Poor Man's Toupee

A greasy, dirty baseball cap worn by college students and otherwise poor dudes to hide their receding hairline.

"Why did Randy wear that old baseball cap to the wedding reception?"

answer: "Because he's going bald. That's his Poor Man's Toupee."

by real concerned citizen February 23, 2012

teepeeing

The act of throwing rolls upon rolls of toilet paper over/around/in trees, on cars, over the house, and on the lawn. This is often done by minors towards their friends, neighbors, or acquaintances. This act usually includes other items, such as eggs(see Egging), bird feed, corn kernels, honey, forks, spoons, honey, bologna, and anything else one wishes to use against their victim. Note that bologna removes paint from cars when it dries.

Hey I got back at Joe for teepeeing my house, you should go take a look at his haha.

by TheJoshinator January 3, 2008

Toupee

A mysterious, furry mammal that resides on the heads of aging, bald men.

Should there be an accent somewhere in toupee? I think so.

by Diggity Monkeez January 23, 2005

Chocolate toupee

When you pull out of your girl after anal sex and you've got a little bit of poo on the end of your cock

Hmmm, that's a nice chocolate toupee you've got on there Mr Cock.

by Mr Sausage December 9, 2008

Peepee Teepee

A boner standing straight up in your underwear
To "pitch a tent".

Hey honey wanna jump in my Peepee Teepee.

by wicked weasel November 6, 2007

Tulip Toupee

A tulip toupee is the act of having anal sex with a partner and upon ejaculation, the thruster with his both hands, grabs as much hair possible on his lovers head and pulls as hard as possible. This action constricts the recievers anal canal, greatly enhancing the the thrusters orgasm. Hopefully, if you pull hard enough, you will have two handfuls of hair. Take this freshly removed hair and slap it on your takers sperm leaking butthole, pull up your pants and run out the radar yelling " (persons name) got a tulip toupee"

Hey todd, did you get a haircut? No john, frank was over last night and gave me a tulip toupee. Wow todd, those missing patches of hair, that looks like shit. Well john, you think this is bad, you should see eric!

by Chicks dig radar guys October 3, 2008

Teepee

A sexual act involving three people where by the Eiffel Tower position is first assumed. This is then followed by throwing a blanket/sheet over the participants, to reassemble a teepee.

Optional parts:

1. A fire may be lit underneath to create smoke signals with (warning fire hot, so make sure you don't burn yourself).

2. Mimicking an native american war cry (this can be done by most if not all members of the group).

Tom and James teepeed Amy last night, the war cries could be heard all the way down the street.

by Pandafailed February 21, 2013