The sexual act of securely fitting one's right foot up the anus of a lover. Term derived from both the substance transferred from the toe to the anus, and from the act of forcing the toe into the anus, itself.
I tend to avoid confrontation, so instead of breaking up with my girl, I just spun her around, gave her the old anal toejam and sent her packing. Needless to say, she got the message.
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"Hey Carly, since you're about to die anyway, wanna do a Brazilian Toejam?" "Sure, i bet only 8 will fit."
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Origniated in the Caribean / South America
Origniated in the Caribean / South America
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no bruv u is the Toepaman
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by Grolls September 26, 2011
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