Tobs

A homosexual, often participating in anal sex. This person likes double penetration, and prefers hairy dicks. Gay porn frequently appears in the search history. People with this name often eat their own pubes that have previously been charizarded while getting a nice steamy one on the chest.

Is tobs getting off to furry's again? That fucker.

by Fegget July 19, 2014

TOB

In a massage, "Tits on Body."

For a $40 tip, you can get a TOB happy ending

by Monger-Linquist March 31, 2011

TOB

Time Of Birth

Person #1: Do you know what your TOB is?
Person #2: What is TOB?
Person #1: The time you popped out of your mother's uterus man
Person #2: Oh lollap. Yes I do in fact.

by TOBofBOT July 27, 2010

ToB

1. The owner of evboard.com

2. The other Ben (in reference to Ben Moody

I have officially been pwned by ToB!

by beau99 June 9, 2004

TOB

Track Over Bitches

Track always comes first

Dreton: Yo D-Rel, this fine ass bitch wanna get it witch you in the bathruum
D-Rel: Fuck that shit, I gotta warm up for the 55 Meter Dash Finals nigga
Dreton: ah shit you're right man, TOB!

by D-Rel123432332145876 December 27, 2011

Tob

When you get a second or third with a gift from the Mario Kart box gods in the last lap of Mario Kart while consistently being in last. Also when you come up to someone and jump around them yelling "HI, HI, HI, HI, HI, HI, HI, HI"

Oh shit here comes Tob brah, he better not Tob me.

by The Quad F.T.W. January 26, 2009

TOB

Short for Tournament of Bands. Competitive marching band organization that was formed in the early 1970's. It has grown to encompass basically Pennsylvania and its bording states with North Carolina as its only stretch into the great south.

Not coming even close to Bands of America in terms of size and activity, but us yankees gotta have something to live for too.

We're going to perform at a TOB tournament as an exhibition band.

by a march hare December 13, 2006