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At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom

The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.
Bob gasped when Bill said the fateful words.
by Militant Liberal April 6, 2005
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to pull a Jack Bauer

To work for 24 hours straight on something.
"Dammit! Database project for tommorow. I'm gonna have to pull a Jack Bauer to finish it!"
by Solitary May 29, 2007
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i'd rather jack off to pasta.

Express disapproval or malcontent for a proposed idea.
"Dude,you want to go to Ohio?"
"Man, I'd rather jack off to pasta."
by Pooh Bear Busta Nut May 15, 2008
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Jack off to Envy from FMAB r34

Its a day in the 1 of august to 30th of august where you beat your meat to envy r34, and its not gay
"man im gonna Jack off to Envy from FMAB r34, but no homo, he has socks on, im not gay"
by Jet606 August 1, 2023
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to pull a jack

a variation of angry white boy memes, to pull a jack means to cut your friends out of photos, post snapchat rants about them and do other petty shit when u argue
Omg did you hear about him throwing his housewarming gift out the window last night?
Oh yeah he got mad and decided to pull a jack
by ohdoja February 16, 2022
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how to play black jack idv

Basically….

You get a card from Ripper, and you have to try and reach EXACTLY 21 points OR below 21 points. If you get more than that, you’ll die.

You decode Cipher Machines to earn money so that you can buy cards and talents.

When someone hits 21 points, they become Blackjack and you have to team up with the Hunter to kill Blackjack.

The player with the most points will turn into Hunter in order for them to exchange cards with the Survivor.

This whole ass paragraph was written by- yuu
Ig: @idv__yuu
You know how to play black Jack idv? You can read this to understand the terms
by Whore for fiona February 6, 2022
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how to play black jack idv

Basically….

You get a card from Ripper, and you have to try and reach EXACTLY 21 points OR below 21 points. If you get more than that, you’ll die.

You decode Cipher Machines to earn money so that you can buy cards and talents.

When someone hits 21 points, they become Blackjack and you have to team up with the Hunter to kill Blackjack.

The player with the most points will turn into Hunter in order for them to exchange cards with the Survivor.

This whole ass paragraph was written by yuu
Ig:-@idv__yuu
There are the terms how to play black Jack idv
by Whore for fiona February 6, 2022
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