Telemarketer

A heartless cretin making minimum wage whose job involves calling prospective clients to sell them goods or services they don't want, can't afford and have no use for. They tend to target the elderly and the very young, as these two are the most vulnerable to their bullshit sales pitches, and usually call to annoy you around dinner time as that is when you are most likely to be around. These miserable parasites are as moral as an Islamic terrorist on PCP and are the social equivalent of a tiny insect feasting on the sweaty brown residue between the anus and testicles.

ME: Hello?
TELEMARKETER: Hello, is this Mr. (my name)?
ME: Yes, how can I help you?
TELEMARKETER: Hi! I represent the Federal Guarantee Life Insurance Company, and I'd like to talk to you about--
ME: Excuse me...there's someone at my door. Could you hold on for a moment?
TELEMARKETER: Sure!
(I go off to watch TV and return five minutes later)
ME: You still there?
TELEMARKETER: Yes.
ME: Fuck you, dickwad. --click--

by Rollo & Biff January 6, 2009

Teemo

Teemo a little fucking op piece of fucking shit in League of Legened.

I just got fucked by teemo.

by Ragin Asian22 January 28, 2017

teemu

A sarcastic, calm guy of usually older age and taste, and very intelligent sense of humour.

That guy in black leather jacket is a real teemu.

by Teemu November 9, 2003

Tweemened

Is when a person tests dirty for meth and that person blames the meth in their system on the absorption of semen from a Tweeker they recently had sex with.

I have been clean for 6 months and I swear I haven't smoked meth, I was Tweemened.

by GarHog March 28, 2011

Salty Teemo

Being so bad that you make an amateur look like a professional.

You say that hes a pro player but those Salty Teemo plays determine otherwise

by KhaosxResolve February 19, 2014

Telemotional

Someone who becomes highly emotional when presented with televised sob stories. These people will empathize completely with anyone on television, especially those appearing on daytime talk shows.

I can't help crying when I watch Oprah, I'm very telemotional you know.

by Cuddles McStig June 9, 2008

Telemaphone

Its the same as telephone but with ma in the middle.

the telemaphone is ringing

by EyesOfTheInsane September 28, 2009