tikwid

To deliciously enjoy a delicacy between the hours of 4 and 7 in the morning. Especially those which are highly sexual, mysterious, electrifying, shameful, pungent in odor, covered in syrup, or moist.

It came in waves as he tikwided the vulnerable, pulsing treasure entrenched within this filthy escapade, wishing he had only remembered to tie her hair to the radiator.

OR

At this rate he'll be tikwiding until breakfast, and his appetite will be insatiable.

by Bennygogogo June 29, 2011

twidyke

dumb bitches who are obsessed with twilight

Allison: I'm going to the midnight showing of new moon with caitlin!!

James: fuckin twidykes

by itsnotthatfast December 15, 2009

twiddlevision

Anything on the television that may arouse a female.
Any form of female masturbatory aid on television or video.
Lesbian porn viewed by lesbians.

Wife: "Aren't you going to watch men's beach volleyball with me?"
Husband: "Nah, go ahead and watch your twiddlevision."

by Mr. BRW February 5, 2008

twidtl

Popular internet slang for "that's where I draw the line," made famous by the Benvenue Brothel. Used when you want to say that you have limits or there are some things you will not tolerate.

I shovel shit for a living. But not human shit. twidtl

by Ben-Bro November 21, 2011

twidget

In US Navy slang, a reference to persons of the Electronics Technician (ET) rating, exclusively. Often used derisively.

Nukes come in three flavors:knuckle-draggers, wire-biters, and twidgets.

by SubFT August 11, 2012

twiddle the bean

The act of a woman casually rubbing her clitoris.

"I was tired watching tv and decided to twiddle the bean for a bit."

by Dutch B January 1, 2007

twidentified

To have someone tell you that you look like a member of the cast from The Twilight Saga film series. It usually happens in cycles, and most often when unexpected. A true twidentification must be spoken, but in many cases the subject might just get stared at. Stares should only be counted when they fit into a cycle of true Twidentifications.

old lady: excuse me young man, has anybody ever told you that you look just like that guy from the Twilight?

young man: why yes, I have been twidentified many times before, but never at my grandfathers funeral!

by Buzzsaw B February 10, 2010