titstraction

A distraction caused by a great multitude of tits coming into full view at once. This typically occurs when travelling down stairs with impressive female specimens going up on the other side, so that you can see straight into their cleavage.

Sorry dude, you're gonna have to repeat that, those twins comin' up the stairs were a total titstraction.

by Taugosz July 22, 2008

Titstruck

When your big breasted woman slaps you with her heaviest tit. It can happen during intercourse, or just because she's that big.

Last night my saggy wife titstruck my face while she was on top of me. It was a turn on in a way, but they do hurt!

by joshwua915 May 27, 2016

titere

It's a lifestyle ;a spontaneous person that does not abide by any rules,only answers to himself;lives for the present .

A puppet;person(s) easily manipulated;

ese titere en la esquina

That titere hustling in the corner smoking weed with those titeretes

by Puertorican November 2, 2013

Titteriffic

The state of being as good as tits.

That song is titteriffic.

by David Schulz January 4, 2007

titerature

Literature engraved on the breast region of a female. Usually includes a slogan or witty catchphrase, such as "I'm with stupid."

"Did you read that titerature on Jessica's shirt? I don't know why she got mad at me for reading it!"

by Edrees January 15, 2008

Titsproportionate

tits·pro·por·tion·ate

ˌtitsprəˈpôrSH(ə)nət/

adjective

When the breasts of a person are 2 different sizes.

"Geez Bub, that dear girl is so titsproportionate she won First and Third prize at the wet T-Shirt contest.

by Trooper Trahan July 21, 2021

titscrepancy

When an article of women's clothing creates the impression of a mismatched bust. This often results in making one breast look much larger and/or displaced in location from the other.
(Often referenced in the blog Project Rungay at projectrungay.blogspot.com with authors Tom and Lorenzo)

"Granted, he went for that assymetrical top, which gives her a titscrepancy and we don't always love that." ("Rami & Ricki" December 2007)

by L-Bro August 2, 2008