getting some mud on the tires

The act of having vigorous anal sex with a partner that doesn’t exactly have the best hygiene. The lube becomes brown and drips on your shoes.

Dude Jim went fishing in the dark with that skank from the bar and ended up getting some mud on the tires.

by GP1310 February 25, 2022

Etch-a-Tities

Using a lady friends tits as a the knobs on an Etch-a-Sketch to create beautiful works of art. She holds a pencil and draws according to the turns.

You better come over with a pencil.
Is it time for Etch-a-Tities already?

by DoubleAnonymous August 22, 2010

tittes

When you get so excited about titties you spell it wrong when you type it out.

Girl you got big ole tittes.

by rivals December 15, 2008

Pump Your Tires

To compliment; to inflate someone's ego

Hey man, I'm not trying to pump your tires, but your performance tonight was amazing. Great job!

I'm not trying to pump my own tires or anything, but my homemade chocolate chip cookies are to die for!

by TirePump February 4, 2010

hood tires

When replacing a tire on the side of the road in the hood, it is common courtesy to leave your discarded tire by the side of the road so that, in an emergency, future motorists can use it. This is why there are so many seemingly abandoned tires along hood roads. Also, those who are in on the secret, use these tires as markers. They indicate safe haven for hood occupants.

Each tire typically has a protection radius of approximately one mile. So the hood tires also serve as makeshift mile markers.

Oh no honey we just got a flat tire. I guess we need to call triple A.

"No hun, we are in the hood. There are bound to be a "hood tires" within walking distance."

by Chicken Noodle Suit June 19, 2017

spinning tires in the mud

It is when you are on an important business call and trying very hard to accomplish something but you are getting nowhere.

No buddy, It is like “spinning tires in the mud”.

We are getting nowhere.

by Donald Trump 72 March 17, 2022

Ghetto White Walled Tires

The act of rubbing tires on the curb so much they become white, resembling white walled tires.

Chuck: Wow, when did Jack get white walled tires?
Ted: He didn't, those are Ghetto White Walled Tires, he cant parralel park.

Maddie: Debby spent 10 minutes parralel parking yesterday!
Alex: Yeah, she's working towards Ghetto White Walled Tires.

by Mastermachete14 May 1, 2014