tapered shit

A shit that after shitting does not require wiping.

A:Bro I just had a tapered shit this morning.
B:those are the best kind of mornings!!

by Mr.Weekend February 16, 2017

second-tiered

When you bump someone on your MySpace top friends from the first tier (top 4) to the second tier (top 5-8).

For some reason, people become overly offended when they don't make the top friends list, so demoting someone is a direct insult.

My best friend slept with my crush, so I second-tiered the bitch.

by wanderlust13 July 3, 2007

Tigered

1. An act of aggression directed towards one's spouse or partner involving a golf club as a response to said spouse/partner's indulgence in extramarital hanky panky.

2. Any act of spousal retribution with an object that in someway adds irony to the situation.

Elin tigered Tiger's car after discovering that he had several mistresses

Sally tigered her husband, the plumber, with a toilet brush after she found out that he'd been sleeping with the pizza delivery man.

by tigerwoman December 13, 2009

Tigered

When one's fantasy of being raped by a real life tiger is actualized.

Sally "the slut" Smith was always into tiger. One day she was walking through Asia, happened upon a tiger, and got tigered.

by JacksonSmith March 11, 2010

tiered obbies

tier obbies are basically the same thing for level based hobbies. Where the human limit is tier 20 idfk and people still manage to create shit above that difficulty. This is in Roblox and yes tier 1 is extremely easy as it progressively gets harder the more u move onto. Usually a lot of people will go for tiered obbies beyond human limit and cry over it, piss their pants and rq forever

"Hey mike im going to attempt to complete a tier 23 obby"
"bitch shut the fuck up u can't even touch the screen"
"fuck u im not disabled I can complete this shit"
"gl on those jumps that will make u shit urself"
"fuck you bitch I will complete every single tiered lobby in the future"
"suck a dick"
tiered obbies

by Tokyo Gilbert July 20, 2023

tapered jeans

An attempt to create a happy medium between disco-era bell-bottoms and New-Wave spandex that failed miserably. They are usually high-waisted, full-seated, and quite narrow at the ankle (their character trait). Still sold in stores like Wal-Mart, Mervyns and Kohls and worn mostly by suburban moms who don't watch Desperate Housewives or Sex in the City.

Oh look honey, those tapered jeans show off your keds.

by Jonathan Carmona September 19, 2008

Tigered

To be cheated on several times.

You just got tigered.

by yeahdude! April 22, 2011